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Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer

(audience laughing) I don't know why that wouldbe, but I guess you walk in in February...

(audience laughing) I don't know why that would
be, but I guess you walk in in February with a significant diagnosis and a party popper goes
off and a little siren

Full Transcript

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(audience laughing)
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I don't know why that would be, but I guess you walk in
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in February with a significant diagnosis
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and a party popper goes off and a little siren.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
79
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:49
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Dropout

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Movie Summary

Hank Green reflects on the good, the bad, and the weird parts of having cancer.
We just want to add some casino fun vibes - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
We just want to add some casino fun vibes
The big concern with my cancer specifically, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
The big concern with my cancer specifically,
So you have to be watching out - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:11
So you have to be watching out
So I called my doctor and I was like, I think I have a UTI, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
So I called my doctor and I was like, I think I have a UTI,
That's, nope. (audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
That's, nope. (audience laughing)
And I peed in a cup, and he looked at it in the light, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:10
And I peed in a cup, and he looked at it in the light,
No, he's not into pee, my doctor. He's a good guy. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
No, he's not into pee, my doctor. He's a good guy.
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
(audience laughing)
And he's like, well, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
And he's like, well,
You gave me a list of chemotherapy symptoms. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
You gave me a list of chemotherapy symptoms.
It was very long, and I would've seen dick pain. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
It was very long, and I would've seen dick pain.
I read the whole thing, and even if I hadn't, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
I read the whole thing, and even if I hadn't,
They explode, and then all their lipids and proteins - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
They explode, and then all their lipids and proteins
That gets picked up by your lymphatic system, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:10
That gets picked up by your lymphatic system,
You're telling me that when I see the cloudy pee, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
You're telling me that when I see the cloudy pee,
And then I flush it into the sewer where it belongs? - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
And then I flush it into the sewer where it belongs?
Everybody who's taking chemotherapy or doing radiation - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:13
Everybody who's taking chemotherapy or doing radiation
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
(audience laughing)
So, a lot of people want to know how I figured out - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
So, a lot of people want to know how I figured out
People want it because it's going to help them - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
People want it because it's going to help them