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Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer

(audience laughing) Which, I don't want tohate on Mark Zuckerberg because of the way that...

(audience laughing) Which, I don't want to
hate on Mark Zuckerberg because of the way that he looks, because there's all the other reasons

Full Transcript

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(audience laughing)
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Which, I don't want to hate on Mark Zuckerberg
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because of the way that he looks,
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because there's all the other reasons.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:03
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Dropout

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Movie Summary

Hank Green reflects on the good, the bad, and the weird parts of having cancer.
So I'm just hoping it gets long, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
So I'm just hoping it gets long,
I don't know, how much do you have to go to the gym - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
I don't know, how much do you have to go to the gym
(audience cheering) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
(audience cheering)
When you do a jump and you don't go anywhere, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
When you do a jump and you don't go anywhere,
I didn't have to do Zoom calls anymore, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:14
I didn't have to do Zoom calls anymore,
And if they do, they get to feel like a good person. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
And if they do, they get to feel like a good person.
You ask somebody to drive you to the airport in this town, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
You ask somebody to drive you to the airport in this town,
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
(audience laughing)
And I texted them and I said, get me one. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
And I texted them and I said, get me one.
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:21
(audience laughing)
And I was like, everybody should get cancer! - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
And I was like, everybody should get cancer!
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:11
(audience laughing)
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
(audience laughing)
It seems like a bad idea to have hair - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
It seems like a bad idea to have hair
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
(audience laughing)
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:10
(audience laughing)
(accent) "There's a selective pressure towards - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
(accent) "There's a selective pressure towards
"No, there is. I promise, I just like..." - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
"No, there is. I promise, I just like..."
"You cannot kink shame evolution." - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:16
"You cannot kink shame evolution."
They give you a free therapist. That's fun. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
They give you a free therapist. That's fun.