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Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer

(audience laughs) One thing you need to know about Scheels is that if you let it, it...

(audience laughs) One thing you need to know about Scheels is that if you let it, it would
definitely vote for Trump

Full Transcript

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(audience laughs)
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One thing you need to know about Scheels
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is that if you let it, it would definitely vote for Trump.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:49
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Dropout

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Movie Summary

Hank Green reflects on the good, the bad, and the weird parts of having cancer.
If you put it on a talk show and it was a pundit, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
If you put it on a talk show and it was a pundit,
So I was shopping for pants, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:14
So I was shopping for pants,
Did I accidentally wear - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
Did I accidentally wear
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
(audience laughing)
Now I'm dealing with this situation. Very upsetting. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
Now I'm dealing with this situation. Very upsetting.
But I am me, and so I, again, my brain tossed me this one. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
But I am me, and so I, again, my brain tossed me this one.
It said, this is going to be the best part of cancer. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
It said, this is going to be the best part of cancer.
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
(audience laughing)
Because he was over here in discourse-ville, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:13
Because he was over here in discourse-ville,
And I hate it, and I shouldn't, but I do, and I know how. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
And I hate it, and I shouldn't, but I do, and I know ho...
I was wearing a beanie, and I got to take my beanie off. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
I was wearing a beanie, and I got to take my beanie off.
It was in between bald and the 80 hairs - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
It was in between bald and the 80 hairs
And I pull of my beanie, and he's like, whoa! - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
And I pull of my beanie, and he's like, whoa!
And I got to watch him as he formed a memory. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
And I got to watch him as he formed a memory.
(audience applauding) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
(audience applauding)
These ones that we lay in bed and we think about, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
These ones that we lay in bed and we think about,
I knew that if I was mean, it would be better for him, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
I knew that if I was mean, it would be better for him,
It was just the best strategy for making it bad for him, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
It was just the best strategy for making it bad for him,
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
(audience laughing)
But I did shield him from my poison semen. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
But I did shield him from my poison semen.