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Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer

"I am vampire, very bad guy." "That's why you can still do my accent." "Number six." "Six,...

"I am vampire, very bad guy." "That's why you can still do my accent." "Number six." "Six, what a wonderful
number! Ha, ha, ha!" (audience laughing) That's the Hippocratic
Oath portion of the show

Full Transcript

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"I am vampire, very bad guy."
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"That's why you can still do my accent."
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"Number six."
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"Six, what a wonderful number! Ha, ha, ha!"
00:00:11.191 --> 00:00:15.013
(audience laughing)
00:00:15.013 --> 00:00:17.053
That's the Hippocratic Oath portion of the show.
Duration
19 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:37
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Dropout

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Movie Summary

Hank Green reflects on the good, the bad, and the weird parts of having cancer.
"And I will call this disease carcinos, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 01:01
"And I will call this disease carcinos,
Current hippo, just big fat horse." - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:30
Current hippo, just big fat horse."
It sucks, you're either a disease or a bug fish, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
It sucks, you're either a disease or a bug fish,
That is dope. It's a nice little constellation prize. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
That is dope. It's a nice little constellation prize.
(audience laughing and applauding) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
(audience laughing and applauding)
There's a lot of things that people say - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
There's a lot of things that people say
I heard a lot of different things, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
I heard a lot of different things,
But there's something, a thing that I heard - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
But there's something, a thing that I heard
It goes like this. "How are you doing?" - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
It goes like this. "How are you doing?"
Jolena, can I use your name? It's not, like, in a nice way. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
Jolena, can I use your name? It's not, like, in a nice ...
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
(audience laughing)
Jolena, there's a 5% chance - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:10
Jolena, there's a 5% chance
My mom is a Roman Stoic, and my dog is doing chores, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
My mom is a Roman Stoic, and my dog is doing chores,
I'm like a bunch of ants, and one of my ants is named Trent, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
I'm like a bunch of ants, and one of my ants is named T...
Speaking of dick holes, my penis hurts, Jolena. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
Speaking of dick holes, my penis hurts, Jolena.
No, the last step on the constipation journey - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
No, the last step on the constipation journey
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
(audience laughing)
When it finally happened, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
When it finally happened,
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
(audience laughing)
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:14
(audience laughing)