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Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer

That gets picked up byyour lymphatic system, and then dumped intothe circulatory system,...

That gets picked up by
your lymphatic system, and then dumped into
the circulatory system, and then filtered out by your kidneys and put into your bladder, and then you pee it out into the toilet

Full Transcript

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That gets picked up by your lymphatic system,
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and then dumped into the circulatory system,
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and then filtered out by your kidneys
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and put into your bladder,
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and then you pee it out into the toilet.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
80
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:59
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Dropout

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Movie Summary

Hank Green reflects on the good, the bad, and the weird parts of having cancer.
You're telling me that when I see the cloudy pee, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
You're telling me that when I see the cloudy pee,
And then I flush it into the sewer where it belongs? - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
And then I flush it into the sewer where it belongs?
Everybody who's taking chemotherapy or doing radiation - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:13
Everybody who's taking chemotherapy or doing radiation
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
(audience laughing)
So, a lot of people want to know how I figured out - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
So, a lot of people want to know how I figured out
People want it because it's going to help them - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
People want it because it's going to help them
It probably won't, because every cancer's very different, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
It probably won't, because every cancer's very dif...
It was hard and weird, and I went to my doctor, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
It was hard and weird, and I went to my doctor,
And it's like you got a baby in you, but it's cancer, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:10
And it's like you got a baby in you, but it's canc...
And at the end of it, I'm wiping up the gel, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:13
And at the end of it, I'm wiping up the gel,
But no, five minutes later, I was having - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
But no, five minutes later, I was having
And he came in, man, I've never seen him before, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:12
And he came in, man, I've never seen him before,
He says that my fatty hilum has been lost. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
He says that my fatty hilum has been lost.
And then he tells me that my vasculature is abnormal, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
And then he tells me that my vasculature is abnormal,
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:29
(audience laughing)
He was very matter of fact about this, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
He was very matter of fact about this,
He didn't give me a percentage of chance - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
He didn't give me a percentage of chance
And he gives me the paperwork - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:11
And he gives me the paperwork
You know you could just mail this in." - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
You know you could just mail this in."
And then she said, ah, procrastinator! - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
And then she said, ah, procrastinator!