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Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer

"You cannot kink shame evolution." (audience laughing) "Do not yuck my yums." "And can you...

"You cannot kink shame evolution." (audience laughing) "Do not yuck my yums." "And can you even do a
German accent anymore?" Yeah, no, that's going to be
the last one it's weird to do, 'cause you know what you did

Full Transcript

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"You cannot kink shame evolution."
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(audience laughing)
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"Do not yuck my yums."
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"And can you even do a German accent anymore?"
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Yeah, no, that's going to be the last one it's weird to do,
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'cause you know what you did.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
71
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:53
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Dropout

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Movie Summary

Hank Green reflects on the good, the bad, and the weird parts of having cancer.
They give you a free therapist. That's fun. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
They give you a free therapist. That's fun.
I actually am not 100% sure that it's free, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
I actually am not 100% sure that it's free,
I hit my out of pocket maximum. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
I hit my out of pocket maximum.
(audience cheering) Yeah. Yes. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
(audience cheering) Yeah. Yes.
If you don't know what it is, I won't explain it to you, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
If you don't know what it is, I won't explain it t...
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
(audience laughing)
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:11
(audience laughing)
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:11
(audience laughing)
We just want to add some casino fun vibes - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
We just want to add some casino fun vibes
The big concern with my cancer specifically, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
The big concern with my cancer specifically,
So you have to be watching out - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:11
So you have to be watching out
So I called my doctor and I was like, I think I have a UTI, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
So I called my doctor and I was like, I think I have a UTI,
That's, nope. (audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
That's, nope. (audience laughing)
And I peed in a cup, and he looked at it in the light, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:10
And I peed in a cup, and he looked at it in the light,
No, he's not into pee, my doctor. He's a good guy. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
No, he's not into pee, my doctor. He's a good guy.
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
(audience laughing)
And he's like, well, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
And he's like, well,
You gave me a list of chemotherapy symptoms. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
You gave me a list of chemotherapy symptoms.
It was very long, and I would've seen dick pain. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
It was very long, and I would've seen dick pain.
I read the whole thing, and even if I hadn't, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
I read the whole thing, and even if I hadn't,