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Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer

You know you could just mail this in." And I said, well, surgery is tomorrow, so I figured...

You know you could just mail this in." And I said, well, surgery is tomorrow, so I figured I should hand it to you now

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You know you could just mail this in."
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And I said, well, surgery is tomorrow,
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so I figured I should hand it to you now.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
75
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:57
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Dropout

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Movie Summary

Hank Green reflects on the good, the bad, and the weird parts of having cancer.
And then she said, ah, procrastinator! - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
And then she said, ah, procrastinator!
'Cause she thinks that I have - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
'Cause she thinks that I have
I'm here to get my vasectomy, or I lifted a log too hard, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
I'm here to get my vasectomy, or I lifted a log too har...
Did I get yo-yo finger, that I need repaired? - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
Did I get yo-yo finger, that I need repaired?
(mimics yo-yo whirring) Ow! - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
(mimics yo-yo whirring) Ow!
Ah, yeah. (mimics yo-yo whirring elaborately) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
Ah, yeah. (mimics yo-yo whirring elaborately)
(audience cheering) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
(audience cheering)
(audience oohing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
(audience oohing)
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:18
(audience laughing)
She knows that you don't get surgery - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
She knows that you don't get surgery
But I didn't know that, and when her face changed, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:11
But I didn't know that, and when her face changed,
It's like in that situation, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
It's like in that situation,
And it's sort of weird that in this moment, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:16
And it's sort of weird that in this moment,
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
(audience laughing)
♪ He-mo-ni-mo, ba-doop bi-ga-boo-gee ♪ - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
♪ He-mo-ni-mo, ba-doop bi-ga-boo-gee ♪
And you're like, "What are you doing?" - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
And you're like, "What are you doing?"
And you're like, okay, it's cute, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
And you're like, okay, it's cute,
Your job is to cuddle, not chores. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
Your job is to cuddle, not chores.
And then the healthcare system goes back to being - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
And then the healthcare system goes back to being
It took like 10 days before I got the biopsy results back, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:10
It took like 10 days before I got the biopsy results back,