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Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn

Also, like if I had a gun, I would lose it in my room

Also, like if I had a gun, I would lose it in my room

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Also, like if I had a gun,
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I would lose it in my room.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:38
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

From marrying a zaddy to unrealistic sex scenes in movies, Hannah Berner unpacks romance, dating and more in this raunchy stand-up special.
[audience laughs] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:24
[audience laughs]
You're holding your purse and your gun and Starbucks and keys and tampons. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
You're holding your purse and your gun and Starbucks an...
You're like, "You're not shooting anyone. You can barely hold anything." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
You're like, "You're not shooting anyone. You...
Yeah, you can barely clap. You're not shooting up a mall. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
Yeah, you can barely clap. You're not shooting up a mal...
[audience chuckles] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
[audience chuckles]
And you're like, "Guns! We got our guns." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:20
And you're like, "Guns! We got our guns."
Like, "Hold on, my musket." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:13
Like, "Hold on, my musket."
One guy was like, "It's not the shooter's fault." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:19
One guy was like, "It's not the shooter's fau...
If you really want a gun, you have to go to the blowjob shop. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
If you really want a gun, you have to go to the blowjob shop...
He was like, "It's not the shooter's fault." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:18
He was like, "It's not the shooter's fault.&q...
I'm gonna say something controversial 'cause you guys are fun. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
I'm gonna say something controversial 'cause you g...
Sex is not consistently as good as society makes it seem. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
Sex is not consistently as good as society makes it seem.
'Cause the lesbians, they're coming. Okay, they're coming. They're coming. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
'Cause the lesbians, they're coming. Okay, they�...
[cheering] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:22
[cheering]
I'm like, "What dribbled out of your dick that you can't speak for four weeks?" - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:10
I'm like, "What dribbled out of your dick that you...
She's like, "This is my moment." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
She's like, "This is my moment."
All the straight girls are like, "What is going on?" [laughs] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:24
All the straight girls are like, "What is going on?&quo...
[laughing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
[laughing]
That's where we get confused. It's so unrealistic, these scenes. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
That's where we get confused. It's so unrealistic,...
They just start going at it. They're making out. They're breaking shit. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
They just start going at it. They're making out. They&#...