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Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn

And she was like, "You're gonna get pregnanton your wedding night." And you know...

And she was like, "You're gonna get pregnant
on your wedding night." And you know when,
like, you can't not believe her?

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And she was like,
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"You're gonna get pregnant on your wedding night."
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And you know when, like, you can't not believe her?
Duration
11 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:49
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From marrying a zaddy to unrealistic sex scenes in movies, Hannah Berner unpacks romance, dating and more in this raunchy stand-up special.
'Cause if you do, you're like, "Why didn't I fucking listen to that blackout bitch?" - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:11
'Cause if you do, you're like, "Why...
I'll miss a week, and I'll just put one up my butthole. I'm like, "I'm on track." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
I'll miss a week, and I'll just put one up my butt...
Why is it always a hot girl's name? It's like, "Kyleena." "Mirela." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
Why is it always a hot girl's name? It's like, &qu...
I feel like a doctor takes a paperclip, and it's like, "Hold on one second." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
I feel like a doctor takes a paperclip, and it's like, ...
When men get vasectomies, they get airlifted to the Bahamas. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
When men get vasectomies, they get airlifted to the Bahamas.
A nurse is cupping his balls. She's like, "You're doing amazing." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:18
A nurse is cupping his balls. She's like, "You...
And the next morning, I was like, "I need to wake this guy up." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:11
And the next morning, I was like, "I need to wake this ...
He's like, "What?" [exhales] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:18
He's like, "What?" [exhales]
I go, "You know what? Let's travel to Walgreens, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:17
I go, "You know what? Let's travel to Walgreens,
It's dark. It's haunted. It smells different. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
It's dark. It's haunted. It smells different.
You're always like… [sighs] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:48
You're always like… [sighs]
And then he tries to open it up and you're like, "Be quiet about it." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:26
And then he tries to open it up and you're like, "...
[sighs] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
[sighs]
He is-- he is deteriorating emotionally and physically, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
He is-- he is deteriorating emotionally and physically,
Like, before we got married, he really annoyed me - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
Like, before we got married, he really annoyed me
[audience cheering] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
[audience cheering]
Q-tip in your ear, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:10
Q-tip in your ear,
So, I ordered the burrata. I open it up. It's like… [squelches] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:23
So, I ordered the burrata. I open it up. It's like… [sq...
I'm like, "How do you even call an ambulance?" - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
I'm like, "How do you even call an ambulance?"...
And he's like, "Can you just get the waitress?" - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:14
And he's like, "Can you just get the waitress?&quo...