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And that's when you have to ask yourself
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Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn

And that's when you have to ask yourself, "Am I fucking ugly?" I'm not ugly, but I do have...

And that's when you have to ask yourself, "Am I fucking ugly?" I'm not ugly, but I do have issues.
I do have issues

Full Transcript

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And that's when you have to ask yourself,
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"Am I fucking ugly?"
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I'm not ugly, but I do have issues. I do have issues.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:19
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From marrying a zaddy to unrealistic sex scenes in movies, Hannah Berner unpacks romance, dating and more in this raunchy stand-up special.
[audience cheers] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
[audience cheers]
[audience cheering] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:20
[audience cheering]
But I think it's a conspiracy that I have to drink so much water. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
But I think it's a conspiracy that I have to drink so m...
You know, like, male conspiracy theories is 9/11, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
You know, like, male conspiracy theories is 9/11,
[audience laughs] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
[audience laughs]
Walking around, it's like, "You work from home, Stephanie." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:11
Walking around, it's like, "You work from home, St...
That is liquid Chernobyl. What are you doing? - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
That is liquid Chernobyl. What are you doing?
[audience cheering] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
[audience cheering]
Girls are running around like… [screeching] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
Girls are running around like… [screeching]
And I'm like, "Look, I'm not a doctor." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:21
And I'm like, "Look, I'm not a doctor."
I'm not saying Diet Coke is heroin, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
I'm not saying Diet Coke is heroin,
I wish the most essential liquid was an espresso martini. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
I wish the most essential liquid was an espresso martini.
It gets you hyper, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
It gets you hyper,
You're like, "Ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh!" - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
You're like, "Ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh!"
[laughing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:12
[laughing]
Isis? Is it spelled the way we are afraid it's spelled? - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
Isis? Is it spelled the way we are afraid it's spelled?
That's like Hannah Montana and me. I was first. Yeah. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
That's like Hannah Montana and me. I was first. Yeah.
Wait. Isis copied your brand. That's embarrassing for them. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
Wait. Isis copied your brand. That's embarrassing for t...
[audience laughs] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:11
[audience laughs]
[laughing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
[laughing]