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Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn

And they're like… We need realistic sex in movies.Like, you know when you're riding a...

And they're like… [shouts] [laughing] We need realistic sex in movies.
Like, you know when you're riding a guy

Full Transcript

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And they're like… [shouts]
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[laughing]
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We need realistic sex in movies. Like, you know when you're riding a guy.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:18
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From marrying a zaddy to unrealistic sex scenes in movies, Hannah Berner unpacks romance, dating and more in this raunchy stand-up special.
Now, ladies, when you're riding a guy, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
Now, ladies, when you're riding a guy,
You focus on him. He has 17 chins. He's going through an exorcism. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
You focus on him. He has 17 chins. He's going through a...
-You do you. -[audience cheering] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:14
-You do you. -[audience cheering]
We were like, "Okay, we're a team." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:13
We were like, "Okay, we're a team."
But someone gets off, and next thing you know, you're just going like this? - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
But someone gets off, and next thing you know, you're j...
My favorite part though is when you come up - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
My favorite part though is when you come up
Honestly, men will say stuff so confidently that I'm like, "Collagen." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
Honestly, men will say stuff so confidently that I'm li...
But I don't wanna snap his dick, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
But I don't wanna snap his dick,
And he always goes… [gasps] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:12
And he always goes… [gasps]
[laughing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
[laughing]
[audience cheering] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
[audience cheering]
Society is like, "Oh, my God. It's this beautiful coming of age." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:12
Society is like, "Oh, my God. It's this beautiful ...
There's blood everywhere, and he goes, "Did you come?" - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:14
There's blood everywhere, and he goes, "Did you co...
Like, for a woman to orgasm, for me specifically to orgasm-- - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:11
Like, for a woman to orgasm, for me specifically to orgasm--
I have to have zero work emails on my phone. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
I have to have zero work emails on my phone.
The technology nowadays, you can storm a capitol with one of them. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
The technology nowadays, you can storm a capitol with one of...
How am I gonna come while I'm also fighting for my life, you know? - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
How am I gonna come while I'm also fighting for my life...
I understand some people want pain during sex, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:15
I understand some people want pain during sex,
No, I'm fine with men being in the crowd as long as they have a chaperone. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
No, I'm fine with men being in the crowd as long as the...
[laughing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:11
[laughing]