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[audience cheering] You do not have chronic fatigue.
She's like, "Yeah!" No, I went to the doctor,
and I was like, "I don't feel good." "I don't feel motivated.
What's wrong with me?" And he goes,
"You haven't drank water since 1994." And he's so fucking right.
I hate water. I think it's disgusting
She's like, "Yeah!" No, I went to the doctor,
and I was like, "I don't feel good." "I don't feel motivated.
What's wrong with me?" And he goes,
"You haven't drank water since 1994." And he's so fucking right.
I hate water. I think it's disgusting
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[audience cheering]
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You do not have chronic fatigue.
She's like, "Yeah!"
00:00:06.255 --> 00:00:08.925
No, I went to the doctor,
and I was like, "I don't feel good."
00:00:09.991 --> 00:00:11.969
"I don't feel motivated.
What's wrong with me?"
00:00:12.001 --> 00:00:15.431
And he goes,
"You haven't drank water since 1994."
00:00:16.307 --> 00:00:19.352
And he's so fucking right.
I hate water. I think it's disgusting.
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Movie Summary
From marrying a zaddy to unrealistic sex scenes in movies, Hannah Berner unpacks romance, dating and more in this raunchy stand-up special.