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[audience laughs] Every five minutes, I'd be like,
"Where the… Where the fuck did I…?" "I was holding it all day.
Where did I put my…" "Can someone call my gun?
Where the fuck did I put my gun?" You get your gun. You're with your girls.
You're going out, and you're like, "What purse are you wearing
with your gun?" Then you go outside
"Where the… Where the fuck did I…?" "I was holding it all day.
Where did I put my…" "Can someone call my gun?
Where the fuck did I put my gun?" You get your gun. You're with your girls.
You're going out, and you're like, "What purse are you wearing
with your gun?" Then you go outside
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[audience laughs]
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Every five minutes, I'd be like,
"Where the… Where the fuck did I…?"
00:00:06.841 --> 00:00:09.468
"I was holding it all day.
Where did I put my…"
00:00:10.135 --> 00:00:13.222
"Can someone call my gun?
Where the fuck did I put my gun?"
00:00:14.039 --> 00:00:17.309
You get your gun. You're with your girls.
You're going out, and you're like,
00:00:17.393 --> 00:00:20.187
"What purse are you wearing
with your gun?"
00:00:22.523 --> 00:00:23.399
Then you go outside.
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Movie Summary
From marrying a zaddy to unrealistic sex scenes in movies, Hannah Berner unpacks romance, dating and more in this raunchy stand-up special.