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Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn

But I don't wanna snap his dick, but it's always so funny 'cause they always make that...

But I don't wanna snap his dick, but it's always so funny 'cause they always make that noise,
you know?

Full Transcript

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But I don't wanna snap his dick,
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but it's always so funny
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'cause they always make that noise, you know?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:03
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From marrying a zaddy to unrealistic sex scenes in movies, Hannah Berner unpacks romance, dating and more in this raunchy stand-up special.
And he always goes… [gasps] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:12
And he always goes… [gasps]
[laughing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
[laughing]
[audience cheering] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
[audience cheering]
Society is like, "Oh, my God. It's this beautiful coming of age." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:12
Society is like, "Oh, my God. It's this beautiful ...
There's blood everywhere, and he goes, "Did you come?" - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:14
There's blood everywhere, and he goes, "Did you co...
Like, for a woman to orgasm, for me specifically to orgasm-- - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:11
Like, for a woman to orgasm, for me specifically to orgasm--
I have to have zero work emails on my phone. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
I have to have zero work emails on my phone.
The technology nowadays, you can storm a capitol with one of them. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
The technology nowadays, you can storm a capitol with one of...
How am I gonna come while I'm also fighting for my life, you know? - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
How am I gonna come while I'm also fighting for my life...
I understand some people want pain during sex, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:15
I understand some people want pain during sex,
No, I'm fine with men being in the crowd as long as they have a chaperone. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
No, I'm fine with men being in the crowd as long as the...
[laughing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:11
[laughing]
He's like, "Who's outside?" She's like, "Isis!" - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:10
He's like, "Who's outside?" She's l...
'Cause Hinge, it asks questions. You can see people's personalities. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
'Cause Hinge, it asks questions. You can see people...
And I like when guys, like, brag on not-braggy questions. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
And I like when guys, like, brag on not-braggy questions.
You know, when they're like, "What's your hobby?" - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:21
You know, when they're like, "What's your hob...
I have really bad taste in men, but it was never my fault. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
I have really bad taste in men, but it was never my fault.
And it was never their fault. It was Disney's fault. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
And it was never their fault. It was Disney's fault.
Disney teaches you to be attracted to the douchiest, most narcissistic guys. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
Disney teaches you to be attracted to the douchiest, most na...
It's the guy coming in on a horse with a stupid hairdo, like a prince. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
It's the guy coming in on a horse with a stupid hairdo,...