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'Cause think about it. Stephanie chooses you
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Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn

'Cause think about it.Stephanie chooses you to be a part of something bigger

'Cause think about it.
Stephanie chooses you to be a part of something bigger

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'Cause think about it. Stephanie chooses you
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to be a part of something bigger.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:39
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

From marrying a zaddy to unrealistic sex scenes in movies, Hannah Berner unpacks romance, dating and more in this raunchy stand-up special.
You're dehydrated. You're sunburned. You're scared. You're blackout. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
You're dehydrated. You're sunburned. You're s...
If you even look at another bridesmaid and you're, like… - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
If you even look at another bridesmaid and you're, like...
She'll be like, "Do you not support Stephanie?" - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:14
She'll be like, "Do you not support Stephanie?&quo...
I'm like, "This is Stephanie's third marriage. I'm exhausted." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:15
I'm like, "This is Stephanie's third marriage...
We have to wear shirts that say, like, "bitch, bride, tribe, cunt." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:13
We have to wear shirts that say, like, "bitch, bride, t...
-Nobody talks about it. -[cell phone chiming] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
-Nobody talks about it. -[cell phone chiming]
[laughing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:11
[laughing]
Yeah. Did anyone-- did anyone not hook up on their wedding night? - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
Yeah. Did anyone-- did anyone not hook up on their wedding n...
You what? You were-- or you were running from the police. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
You what? You were-- or you were running from the police.
You were like, "Figure it out tomorrow." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
You were like, "Figure it out tomorrow."
-Beer. -[Kevin speaks indistinctly] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:10
-Beer. -[Kevin speaks indistinctly]
[laughing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
[laughing]
When did you take the dick pill in the night? I just wanna know. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
When did you take the dick pill in the night? I just wanna k...
So you were on the altar just like… - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:20
So you were on the altar just like…
Because we're taking birth control, Lexapro, Xanax. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
Because we're taking birth control, Lexapro, Xanax.
Honestly, I think I had sex on my wedding night 'cause he's sober. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
Honestly, I think I had sex on my wedding night 'cause ...
So he was ready to go, but I realized on my wedding night - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
So he was ready to go, but I realized on my wedding night
-And my friend Paige. You guys know Paige. -[audience cheering] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
-And my friend Paige. You guys know Paige. -[audience cheeri...
And she was like, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:11
And she was like,
'Cause if you do, you're like, "Why didn't I fucking listen to that blackout bitch?" - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:11
'Cause if you do, you're like, "Why...