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Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn

I had to ask my friend who's a lesbian, I said, "How do you knowwhen the sex is done?" -...

[cheering] They all just came. [laughs] I had to ask my friend who's a lesbian, I said, "How do you know
when the sex is done?" -[woman 4] You don't!
-[audience cheering] 'Cause with a dude, you fucking know, okay?

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They all just came. [laughs]
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I had to ask my friend who's a lesbian,
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I said, "How do you know when the sex is done?"
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-[woman 4] You don't! -[audience cheering]
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'Cause with a dude,
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you fucking know, okay?
Duration
22 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:38
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From marrying a zaddy to unrealistic sex scenes in movies, Hannah Berner unpacks romance, dating and more in this raunchy stand-up special.
I'm like, "What dribbled out of your dick that you can't speak for four weeks?" - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:10
I'm like, "What dribbled out of your dick that you...
She's like, "This is my moment." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
She's like, "This is my moment."
All the straight girls are like, "What is going on?" [laughs] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:24
All the straight girls are like, "What is going on?&quo...
[laughing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
[laughing]
That's where we get confused. It's so unrealistic, these scenes. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
That's where we get confused. It's so unrealistic,...
They just start going at it. They're making out. They're breaking shit. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
They just start going at it. They're making out. They&#...
The guy will, like, kick over a lamp. And I'm like, "Don't touch my home decor." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:11
The guy will, like, kick over a lamp. And I'm like, &qu...
And he, like, puts her on the counter. [grunts] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:27
And he, like, puts her on the counter. [grunts]
In movies, the guy will just unzip his jeans, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:18
In movies, the guy will just unzip his jeans,
-[laughs] -[audience cheers] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:10
-[laughs] -[audience cheers]
And I've never heard one queef in a movie. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
And I've never heard one queef in a movie.
[audience laughs] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
[audience laughs]
If it doesn't smell, you're Gucci. Get out of there. You got away with it. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
If it doesn't smell, you're Gucci. Get out of ther...
Stop saying that I queefed. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
Stop saying that I queefed.
And I know that for a fact because I've never queefed alone. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
And I know that for a fact because I've never queefed a...
[laughs] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:10
[laughs]
Sorry you didn't realize my pussy was so fucking tight - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
Sorry you didn't realize my pussy was so fucking tight
But don't gaslight me and tell me that I queefed - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:10
But don't gaslight me and tell me that I queefed
No, I like doggy because - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
No, I like doggy because
[laughing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
[laughing]