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Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn

He's like, "Where'd she go?I don't recognize her." Then takes her shoe and puts it on...

He's like, "Where'd she go?
I don't recognize her." Then takes her shoe and puts it on every single girl's foot
in the kingdom

Full Transcript

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He's like, "Where'd she go? I don't recognize her."
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Then takes her shoe
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and puts it on every single girl's foot in the kingdom.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:25
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From marrying a zaddy to unrealistic sex scenes in movies, Hannah Berner unpacks romance, dating and more in this raunchy stand-up special.
You guys, don't turn on me. Simba was a fuckboy. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
You guys, don't turn on me. Simba was a fuckboy.
Simba was such a fuckboy. First of all, Nala's his cousin. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
Simba was such a fuckboy. First of all, Nala's his cous...
And he kept, like, hitting on her, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:12
And he kept, like, hitting on her,
Who else? Gaston's obvious. That's your fault if you fell for Gaston. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
Who else? Gaston's obvious. That's your fault if y...
-[woman 10] Shrek! Shrek! -Who-- Shrek. [laughs] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:11
-[woman 10] Shrek! Shrek! -Who-- Shrek. [laughs]
[laughs] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
[laughs]
[audience shouting] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
[audience shouting]
[laughing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
[laughing]
[laughing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
[laughing]
They try to make the Beast like he's this disgusting, horrible monster. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
They try to make the Beast like he's this disgusting, h...
He's a homeowner with a mansion and a library. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
He's a homeowner with a mansion and a library.
I know some of you guys are like, "Hannah." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:13
I know some of you guys are like, "Hannah."
To never leave a mansion - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
To never leave a mansion
[cheering] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
[cheering]
There's a beautiful bald man right here. Is that your man? - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
There's a beautiful bald man right here. Is that your m...
It is so shimmery and beautiful, like a… like a baby dolphin, okay? - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
It is so shimmery and beautiful, like a… like a baby dolphin...
I'm so jealous of bald men, 'cause why can't my pussy be that smooth? - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
I'm so jealous of bald men, 'cause why can't ...
Ladies. [laughing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
Ladies. [laughing]
It's super off-brand for me. I got married, but it's to an older man. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
It's super off-brand for me. I got married, but it'...
[audience cheering] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
[audience cheering]