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Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn

I don't know… I don't know why I did it,but it happened

I don't know… I don't know why I did it,
but it happened

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I don't know…
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I don't know why I did it, but it happened.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:47
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From marrying a zaddy to unrealistic sex scenes in movies, Hannah Berner unpacks romance, dating and more in this raunchy stand-up special.
-[audience cheering] -[Hannah] Thank you. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
-[audience cheering] -[Hannah] Thank you.
[audience cheering] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
[audience cheering]
But society tries to scare the shit out of you when you turn 30. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
But society tries to scare the shit out of you when you turn...
They're like, if you're not fucking your face with a jade roller. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
They're like, if you're not fucking your face with...
If you're not doing Pilates, which is BDSM. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
If you're not doing Pilates, which is BDSM.
If you're not putting snail mucin, snail ejaculate all over your face. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
If you're not putting snail mucin, snail ejaculate all ...
By the time you turn 30, they make you feel like you're just gonna become… - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
By the time you turn 30, they make you feel like you're...
Commercials are like, "Do you have a fine line?" - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:23
Commercials are like, "Do you have a fine line?"
[audience cheering] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
[audience cheering]
But you know what's crazy. I'm 32. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
But you know what's crazy. I'm 32.
And that's when you have to ask yourself, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:10
And that's when you have to ask yourself,
[audience cheers] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
[audience cheers]
[audience cheering] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:20
[audience cheering]
But I think it's a conspiracy that I have to drink so much water. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
But I think it's a conspiracy that I have to drink so m...
You know, like, male conspiracy theories is 9/11, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
You know, like, male conspiracy theories is 9/11,
[audience laughs] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
[audience laughs]
Walking around, it's like, "You work from home, Stephanie." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:11
Walking around, it's like, "You work from home, St...
That is liquid Chernobyl. What are you doing? - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
That is liquid Chernobyl. What are you doing?
[audience cheering] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
[audience cheering]
Girls are running around like… [screeching] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
Girls are running around like… [screeching]