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Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn

I have to have zero work emailson my phone

I have to have zero work emails
on my phone

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I have to have zero work emails on my phone.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:17
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

From marrying a zaddy to unrealistic sex scenes in movies, Hannah Berner unpacks romance, dating and more in this raunchy stand-up special.
The technology nowadays, you can storm a capitol with one of them. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
The technology nowadays, you can storm a capitol with one of...
How am I gonna come while I'm also fighting for my life, you know? - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
How am I gonna come while I'm also fighting for my life...
I understand some people want pain during sex, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:15
I understand some people want pain during sex,
No, I'm fine with men being in the crowd as long as they have a chaperone. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
No, I'm fine with men being in the crowd as long as the...
[laughing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:11
[laughing]
He's like, "Who's outside?" She's like, "Isis!" - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:10
He's like, "Who's outside?" She's l...
'Cause Hinge, it asks questions. You can see people's personalities. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
'Cause Hinge, it asks questions. You can see people...
And I like when guys, like, brag on not-braggy questions. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
And I like when guys, like, brag on not-braggy questions.
You know, when they're like, "What's your hobby?" - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:21
You know, when they're like, "What's your hob...
I have really bad taste in men, but it was never my fault. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
I have really bad taste in men, but it was never my fault.
And it was never their fault. It was Disney's fault. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
And it was never their fault. It was Disney's fault.
Disney teaches you to be attracted to the douchiest, most narcissistic guys. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
Disney teaches you to be attracted to the douchiest, most na...
It's the guy coming in on a horse with a stupid hairdo, like a prince. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
It's the guy coming in on a horse with a stupid hairdo,...
Okay, Aladdin was hot. [laughs] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:10
Okay, Aladdin was hot. [laughs]
He was like, "Jasmin, I'm gonna show you the world on my magic carpet." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:10
He was like, "Jasmin, I'm gonna show you the world...
-Who's another prince? -[shouting] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:12
-Who's another prince? -[shouting]
Then he throws a party with all the women in the kingdom, right, for himself. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
Then he throws a party with all the women in the kingdom, ri...
Does a beeline for the girl who's so blackout, she lost her shoe. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
Does a beeline for the girl who's so blackout, she lost...
He's like, "Where'd she go? I don't recognize her." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:10
He's like, "Where'd she go? I don't reco...
You guys, don't turn on me. Simba was a fuckboy. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
You guys, don't turn on me. Simba was a fuckboy.