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Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn

I'm like, "Thanks, Dad." "We need to leave a hefty tipafter the shit you pulled tonight."...

I'm like, "Thanks, Dad." "We need to leave a hefty tip
after the shit you pulled tonight." And then the EMT lady came, and she knew exactly what was going on

Full Transcript

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I'm like, "Thanks, Dad."
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"We need to leave a hefty tip after the shit you pulled tonight."
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And then the EMT lady came,
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and she knew exactly what was going on.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:41
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From marrying a zaddy to unrealistic sex scenes in movies, Hannah Berner unpacks romance, dating and more in this raunchy stand-up special.
He was having an amateur-hour panic attack. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
He was having an amateur-hour panic attack.
Now, as a hot girl, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
Now, as a hot girl,
I've had four panic attacks on stage tonight. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
I've had four panic attacks on stage tonight.
[cheering] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
[cheering]
'Cause if they feel any emotion besides anger, they're like… - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
'Cause if they feel any emotion besides anger, they...
So she looked at him, and she was like, "You know, you're gonna be fine." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:46
So she looked at him, and she was like, "You know, you&...
He's like, "You're addicted to your phone. You're always on your phone." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:15
He's like, "You're addicted to your phone. Yo...
Okay, why are you not on TikTok? Are you afraid to know who you really are? - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
Okay, why are you not on TikTok? Are you afraid to know who ...
-Are you on Reels? -No, but Instagram. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
-Are you on Reels? -No, but Instagram.
[laughing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
[laughing]
If you're on Reels, I feel like Reels is like Juuling. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
If you're on Reels, I feel like Reels is like Juuling.
TikTok is cigarettes. We're all gonna die. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
TikTok is cigarettes. We're all gonna die.
Also, if you're on Reels, that means you just found out - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
Also, if you're on Reels, that means you just found out
And then I realized, I think these kids are communicating with each other. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
And then I realized, I think these kids are communicating wi...
[laughing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
[laughing]
And they're smart. Like, when they were at restaurants, they had their iPads. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
And they're smart. Like, when they were at restaurants,...
When I was two at a restaurant, I was trying to see - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
When I was two at a restaurant, I was trying to see
My dad's like, "Nine. That's my girl. She's gonna go far." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
My dad's like, "Nine. That's my girl. She...
I'd have to bribe him to do everything. I'd be like, "Jeremy." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:19
I'd have to bribe him to do everything. I'd be lik...
[laughs] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:12
[laughs]