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Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn

You know when he's taking upall the shower water and you're just, like,freezing your tits...

[laughing] You know when he's taking up
all the shower water and you're just, like,
freezing your tits off, and you're like, "How do I become Jack
at the end of the Titanic?" [chuckles] There's room for me here

Full Transcript

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You know when he's taking up all the shower water
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and you're just, like, freezing your tits off,
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and you're like, "How do I become Jack at the end of the Titanic?"
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[chuckles] There's room for me here.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:38
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From marrying a zaddy to unrealistic sex scenes in movies, Hannah Berner unpacks romance, dating and more in this raunchy stand-up special.
You have to distract him - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
You have to distract him
Also, don't do anal in the shower. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
Also, don't do anal in the shower.
It will hurt so bad, my f-friend told me. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
It will hurt so bad, my f-friend told me.
No one tells you, you don't actually sit - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
No one tells you, you don't actually sit
Oh. You gotta use your pelvis, get your core in. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
Oh. You gotta use your pelvis, get your core in.
Do I like the fact that I can suffocate a tiny man with my labia? Absolutely. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
Do I like the fact that I can suffocate a tiny man with my l...
He's on your kneecap, and you're like, "This feels so good." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
He's on your kneecap, and you're like, "This ...
Then, you know, halfway through, you just start spacing out - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:13
Then, you know, halfway through, you just start spacing out
Why is his name Eric with a C? [laughs] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:13
Why is his name Eric with a C? [laughs]
[audience continues cheering] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
[audience continues cheering]
She's gonna be funny, have a good sense of humor. I like that. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
She's gonna be funny, have a good sense of humor. I lik...
She's like… - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
She's like…
They'll be like, "It's the happiest you'll ever be, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:12
They'll be like, "It's the happiest you'...
'Cause him and his wife were going around being like, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:16
'Cause him and his wife were going around being like,
Has he come to Philly? Close your pussies. It's crazy out there. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
Has he come to Philly? Close your pussies. It's crazy o...
I actually wasn't that judgey. I was like, "Go off, Nick Cannon, do your thing." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
I actually wasn't that judgey. I was like, "Go off...
It was the full name that really got me. The full name is Powerful Queen Cannon. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
It was the full name that really got me. The full name is Po...
Because that's the name of my vibrator. [exhales] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:10
Because that's the name of my vibrator. [exhales]
["Sonata Slay" playing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
["Sonata Slay" playing]
[shouting] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:11
[shouting]