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Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn

It's just 22-year-old dongs on Snapchat

[laughing] It's just 22-year-old dongs on Snapchat

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It's just 22-year-old dongs on Snapchat.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:56
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

From marrying a zaddy to unrealistic sex scenes in movies, Hannah Berner unpacks romance, dating and more in this raunchy stand-up special.
If you're on Reels, I feel like Reels is like Juuling. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
If you're on Reels, I feel like Reels is like Juuling.
TikTok is cigarettes. We're all gonna die. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
TikTok is cigarettes. We're all gonna die.
Also, if you're on Reels, that means you just found out - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
Also, if you're on Reels, that means you just found out
And then I realized, I think these kids are communicating with each other. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
And then I realized, I think these kids are communicating wi...
[laughing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
[laughing]
And they're smart. Like, when they were at restaurants, they had their iPads. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
And they're smart. Like, when they were at restaurants,...
When I was two at a restaurant, I was trying to see - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
When I was two at a restaurant, I was trying to see
My dad's like, "Nine. That's my girl. She's gonna go far." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
My dad's like, "Nine. That's my girl. She...
I'd have to bribe him to do everything. I'd be like, "Jeremy." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:19
I'd have to bribe him to do everything. I'd be lik...
[laughs] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:12
[laughs]
You do? Do you like to be the big or small spoon? - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
You do? Do you like to be the big or small spoon?
Actually, as a girl, it's a lot more complicated - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
Actually, as a girl, it's a lot more complicated
Think about it. First, you have to get into a weird little fetal position, right? - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
Think about it. First, you have to get into a weird little f...
Then you have to move your hair, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
Then you have to move your hair,
You're like, "Hey!" - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
You're like, "Hey!"
Gut check. [gasps] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
Gut check. [gasps]
You're like, "I'm so little, so tiny." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:13
You're like, "I'm so little, so tiny."
It's so much pressure, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
It's so much pressure,
So hold your pores. Hold your butthole. Just go… [shouts] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
So hold your pores. Hold your butthole. Just go… [shouts]
Meanwhile, he falls asleep immediately. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
Meanwhile, he falls asleep immediately.