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Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn

Speaking of birth control, I, um, hooked up with my husbandon our wedding night

[laughing] Speaking of birth control, I, um, hooked up with my husband
on our wedding night

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Speaking of birth control,
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I, um, hooked up with my husband on our wedding night.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:49
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From marrying a zaddy to unrealistic sex scenes in movies, Hannah Berner unpacks romance, dating and more in this raunchy stand-up special.
Yeah. Did anyone-- did anyone not hook up on their wedding night? - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
Yeah. Did anyone-- did anyone not hook up on their wedding n...
You what? You were-- or you were running from the police. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
You what? You were-- or you were running from the police.
You were like, "Figure it out tomorrow." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
You were like, "Figure it out tomorrow."
-Beer. -[Kevin speaks indistinctly] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:10
-Beer. -[Kevin speaks indistinctly]
[laughing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
[laughing]
When did you take the dick pill in the night? I just wanna know. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
When did you take the dick pill in the night? I just wanna k...
So you were on the altar just like… - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:20
So you were on the altar just like…
Because we're taking birth control, Lexapro, Xanax. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
Because we're taking birth control, Lexapro, Xanax.
Honestly, I think I had sex on my wedding night 'cause he's sober. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
Honestly, I think I had sex on my wedding night 'cause ...
So he was ready to go, but I realized on my wedding night - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
So he was ready to go, but I realized on my wedding night
-And my friend Paige. You guys know Paige. -[audience cheering] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
-And my friend Paige. You guys know Paige. -[audience cheeri...
And she was like, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:11
And she was like,
'Cause if you do, you're like, "Why didn't I fucking listen to that blackout bitch?" - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:11
'Cause if you do, you're like, "Why...
I'll miss a week, and I'll just put one up my butthole. I'm like, "I'm on track." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
I'll miss a week, and I'll just put one up my butt...
Why is it always a hot girl's name? It's like, "Kyleena." "Mirela." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
Why is it always a hot girl's name? It's like, &qu...
I feel like a doctor takes a paperclip, and it's like, "Hold on one second." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
I feel like a doctor takes a paperclip, and it's like, ...
When men get vasectomies, they get airlifted to the Bahamas. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
When men get vasectomies, they get airlifted to the Bahamas.
A nurse is cupping his balls. She's like, "You're doing amazing." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:18
A nurse is cupping his balls. She's like, "You...
And the next morning, I was like, "I need to wake this guy up." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:11
And the next morning, I was like, "I need to wake this ...
He's like, "What?" [exhales] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:18
He's like, "What?" [exhales]