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Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn

So what I love about Kevin,you have a beard, a mustache, glasses, and a hat

[laughing] So what I love about Kevin,
you have a beard, a mustache, glasses, and a hat

Full Transcript

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So what I love about Kevin, you have a beard,
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a mustache, glasses, and a hat.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:38
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

From marrying a zaddy to unrealistic sex scenes in movies, Hannah Berner unpacks romance, dating and more in this raunchy stand-up special.
He's like, "Who's outside?" She's like, "Isis!" - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:10
He's like, "Who's outside?" She's l...
'Cause Hinge, it asks questions. You can see people's personalities. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
'Cause Hinge, it asks questions. You can see people...
And I like when guys, like, brag on not-braggy questions. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
And I like when guys, like, brag on not-braggy questions.
You know, when they're like, "What's your hobby?" - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:21
You know, when they're like, "What's your hob...
I have really bad taste in men, but it was never my fault. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
I have really bad taste in men, but it was never my fault.
And it was never their fault. It was Disney's fault. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
And it was never their fault. It was Disney's fault.
Disney teaches you to be attracted to the douchiest, most narcissistic guys. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
Disney teaches you to be attracted to the douchiest, most na...
It's the guy coming in on a horse with a stupid hairdo, like a prince. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
It's the guy coming in on a horse with a stupid hairdo,...
Okay, Aladdin was hot. [laughs] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:10
Okay, Aladdin was hot. [laughs]
He was like, "Jasmin, I'm gonna show you the world on my magic carpet." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:10
He was like, "Jasmin, I'm gonna show you the world...
-Who's another prince? -[shouting] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:12
-Who's another prince? -[shouting]
Then he throws a party with all the women in the kingdom, right, for himself. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
Then he throws a party with all the women in the kingdom, ri...
Does a beeline for the girl who's so blackout, she lost her shoe. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
Does a beeline for the girl who's so blackout, she lost...
He's like, "Where'd she go? I don't recognize her." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:10
He's like, "Where'd she go? I don't reco...
You guys, don't turn on me. Simba was a fuckboy. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
You guys, don't turn on me. Simba was a fuckboy.
Simba was such a fuckboy. First of all, Nala's his cousin. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
Simba was such a fuckboy. First of all, Nala's his cous...
And he kept, like, hitting on her, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:12
And he kept, like, hitting on her,
Who else? Gaston's obvious. That's your fault if you fell for Gaston. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
Who else? Gaston's obvious. That's your fault if y...
-[woman 10] Shrek! Shrek! -Who-- Shrek. [laughs] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:11
-[woman 10] Shrek! Shrek! -Who-- Shrek. [laughs]
[laughs] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
[laughs]