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Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn

You took your needle dick, and you started pumping mewith air like a basketball

[laughs] You took your needle dick, and you started pumping me
with air like a basketball

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[laughs]
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You took your needle dick,
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and you started pumping me with air like a basketball.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:19
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

From marrying a zaddy to unrealistic sex scenes in movies, Hannah Berner unpacks romance, dating and more in this raunchy stand-up special.
Sorry you didn't realize my pussy was so fucking tight - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
Sorry you didn't realize my pussy was so fucking tight
But don't gaslight me and tell me that I queefed - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:10
But don't gaslight me and tell me that I queefed
No, I like doggy because - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
No, I like doggy because
[laughing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
[laughing]
And that's when he always, like, accidentally hits the wrong hole. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
And that's when he always, like, accidentally hits the ...
And you have to go, "No." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
And you have to go, "No."
Good thing our buttholes have the reflexes of a ninja. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
Good thing our buttholes have the reflexes of a ninja.
And they're like… [shouts] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:10
And they're like… [shouts]
Now, ladies, when you're riding a guy, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
Now, ladies, when you're riding a guy,
You focus on him. He has 17 chins. He's going through an exorcism. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
You focus on him. He has 17 chins. He's going through a...
-You do you. -[audience cheering] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:14
-You do you. -[audience cheering]
We were like, "Okay, we're a team." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:13
We were like, "Okay, we're a team."
But someone gets off, and next thing you know, you're just going like this? - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
But someone gets off, and next thing you know, you're j...
My favorite part though is when you come up - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
My favorite part though is when you come up
Honestly, men will say stuff so confidently that I'm like, "Collagen." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
Honestly, men will say stuff so confidently that I'm li...
But I don't wanna snap his dick, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
But I don't wanna snap his dick,
And he always goes… [gasps] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:12
And he always goes… [gasps]
[laughing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
[laughing]
[audience cheering] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
[audience cheering]
Society is like, "Oh, my God. It's this beautiful coming of age." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:12
Society is like, "Oh, my God. It's this beautiful ...