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Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn

Like, "Hold on, my musket." No, you guys,I thought this shit was so funny

Like, "Hold on, my musket." [thudding] The musket keeps queefing. [grunts] No, you guys,
I thought this shit was so funny

Full Transcript

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Like, "Hold on, my musket."
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[thudding]
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The musket keeps queefing. [grunts]
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No, you guys, I thought this shit was so funny.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:53
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From marrying a zaddy to unrealistic sex scenes in movies, Hannah Berner unpacks romance, dating and more in this raunchy stand-up special.
One guy was like, "It's not the shooter's fault." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:19
One guy was like, "It's not the shooter's fau...
If you really want a gun, you have to go to the blowjob shop. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
If you really want a gun, you have to go to the blowjob shop...
He was like, "It's not the shooter's fault." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:18
He was like, "It's not the shooter's fault.&q...
I'm gonna say something controversial 'cause you guys are fun. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
I'm gonna say something controversial 'cause you g...
Sex is not consistently as good as society makes it seem. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
Sex is not consistently as good as society makes it seem.
'Cause the lesbians, they're coming. Okay, they're coming. They're coming. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
'Cause the lesbians, they're coming. Okay, they�...
[cheering] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:22
[cheering]
I'm like, "What dribbled out of your dick that you can't speak for four weeks?" - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:10
I'm like, "What dribbled out of your dick that you...
She's like, "This is my moment." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
She's like, "This is my moment."
All the straight girls are like, "What is going on?" [laughs] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:24
All the straight girls are like, "What is going on?&quo...
[laughing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
[laughing]
That's where we get confused. It's so unrealistic, these scenes. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
That's where we get confused. It's so unrealistic,...
They just start going at it. They're making out. They're breaking shit. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
They just start going at it. They're making out. They&#...
The guy will, like, kick over a lamp. And I'm like, "Don't touch my home decor." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:11
The guy will, like, kick over a lamp. And I'm like, &qu...
And he, like, puts her on the counter. [grunts] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:27
And he, like, puts her on the counter. [grunts]
In movies, the guy will just unzip his jeans, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:18
In movies, the guy will just unzip his jeans,
-[laughs] -[audience cheers] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:10
-[laughs] -[audience cheers]
And I've never heard one queef in a movie. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
And I've never heard one queef in a movie.
[audience laughs] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
[audience laughs]
If it doesn't smell, you're Gucci. Get out of there. You got away with it. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
If it doesn't smell, you're Gucci. Get out of ther...