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Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn

Okay, Aladdin was hot. Don't love the illegal pet monkey,but he did pull off purple

Okay, Aladdin was hot. [laughs] Don't love the illegal pet monkey,
but he did pull off purple

Full Transcript

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Okay, Aladdin was hot. [laughs]
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Don't love the illegal pet monkey, but he did pull off purple.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:29
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

From marrying a zaddy to unrealistic sex scenes in movies, Hannah Berner unpacks romance, dating and more in this raunchy stand-up special.
He was like, "Jasmin, I'm gonna show you the world on my magic carpet." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:10
He was like, "Jasmin, I'm gonna show you the world...
-Who's another prince? -[shouting] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:12
-Who's another prince? -[shouting]
Then he throws a party with all the women in the kingdom, right, for himself. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
Then he throws a party with all the women in the kingdom, ri...
Does a beeline for the girl who's so blackout, she lost her shoe. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
Does a beeline for the girl who's so blackout, she lost...
He's like, "Where'd she go? I don't recognize her." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:10
He's like, "Where'd she go? I don't reco...
You guys, don't turn on me. Simba was a fuckboy. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
You guys, don't turn on me. Simba was a fuckboy.
Simba was such a fuckboy. First of all, Nala's his cousin. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
Simba was such a fuckboy. First of all, Nala's his cous...
And he kept, like, hitting on her, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:12
And he kept, like, hitting on her,
Who else? Gaston's obvious. That's your fault if you fell for Gaston. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
Who else? Gaston's obvious. That's your fault if y...
-[woman 10] Shrek! Shrek! -Who-- Shrek. [laughs] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:11
-[woman 10] Shrek! Shrek! -Who-- Shrek. [laughs]
[laughs] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
[laughs]
[audience shouting] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
[audience shouting]
[laughing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
[laughing]
[laughing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
[laughing]
They try to make the Beast like he's this disgusting, horrible monster. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
They try to make the Beast like he's this disgusting, h...
He's a homeowner with a mansion and a library. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
He's a homeowner with a mansion and a library.
I know some of you guys are like, "Hannah." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:13
I know some of you guys are like, "Hannah."
To never leave a mansion - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
To never leave a mansion
[cheering] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
[cheering]
There's a beautiful bald man right here. Is that your man? - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
There's a beautiful bald man right here. Is that your m...