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Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn

Q-tip in your ear, 'cause it's naughty. And revenge. I fucking love revenge

Q-tip in your ear, 'cause it's naughty. [laughs] And revenge. I fucking love revenge

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Q-tip in your ear,
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'cause it's naughty. [laughs]
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And revenge. I fucking love revenge.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:58
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From marrying a zaddy to unrealistic sex scenes in movies, Hannah Berner unpacks romance, dating and more in this raunchy stand-up special.
So, I ordered the burrata. I open it up. It's like… [squelches] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:23
So, I ordered the burrata. I open it up. It's like… [sq...
I'm like, "How do you even call an ambulance?" - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
I'm like, "How do you even call an ambulance?"...
And he's like, "Can you just get the waitress?" - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:14
And he's like, "Can you just get the waitress?&quo...
She starts calling. She's like, "911, a man needs 911!" - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
She starts calling. She's like, "911, a man needs ...
He's loving the attention. He's like… [panting] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:11
He's loving the attention. He's like… [panting]
And I'm like, "Okay." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
And I'm like, "Okay."
So I was like, "Babe." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:18
So I was like, "Babe."
I'm like, "Thanks, Dad." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:15
I'm like, "Thanks, Dad."
He was having an amateur-hour panic attack. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
He was having an amateur-hour panic attack.
Now, as a hot girl, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
Now, as a hot girl,
I've had four panic attacks on stage tonight. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
I've had four panic attacks on stage tonight.
[cheering] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
[cheering]
'Cause if they feel any emotion besides anger, they're like… - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
'Cause if they feel any emotion besides anger, they...
So she looked at him, and she was like, "You know, you're gonna be fine." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:46
So she looked at him, and she was like, "You know, you&...
He's like, "You're addicted to your phone. You're always on your phone." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:15
He's like, "You're addicted to your phone. Yo...
Okay, why are you not on TikTok? Are you afraid to know who you really are? - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
Okay, why are you not on TikTok? Are you afraid to know who ...
-Are you on Reels? -No, but Instagram. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
-Are you on Reels? -No, but Instagram.
[laughing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
[laughing]
If you're on Reels, I feel like Reels is like Juuling. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
If you're on Reels, I feel like Reels is like Juuling.
TikTok is cigarettes. We're all gonna die. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
TikTok is cigarettes. We're all gonna die.