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Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn

So I was like, "Babe." "Babe." "Babe, I need your wallet." He popped up, and he's like,...

So I was like, "Babe." "Babe." "Babe, I need your wallet." He popped up, and he's like, "I'm fucking
dying here. You need my fucking wallet?" And the guy next to him is like,
"Don't speak to your daughter like that."

Full Transcript

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So I was like, "Babe."
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"Babe."
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"Babe, I need your wallet."
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He popped up, and he's like, "I'm fucking dying here. You need my fucking wallet?"
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And the guy next to him is like, "Don't speak to your daughter like that."
Duration
18 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:17
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

From marrying a zaddy to unrealistic sex scenes in movies, Hannah Berner unpacks romance, dating and more in this raunchy stand-up special.
I'm like, "Thanks, Dad." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:15
I'm like, "Thanks, Dad."
He was having an amateur-hour panic attack. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
He was having an amateur-hour panic attack.
Now, as a hot girl, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
Now, as a hot girl,
I've had four panic attacks on stage tonight. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
I've had four panic attacks on stage tonight.
[cheering] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
[cheering]
'Cause if they feel any emotion besides anger, they're like… - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
'Cause if they feel any emotion besides anger, they...
So she looked at him, and she was like, "You know, you're gonna be fine." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:46
So she looked at him, and she was like, "You know, you&...
He's like, "You're addicted to your phone. You're always on your phone." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:15
He's like, "You're addicted to your phone. Yo...
Okay, why are you not on TikTok? Are you afraid to know who you really are? - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
Okay, why are you not on TikTok? Are you afraid to know who ...
-Are you on Reels? -No, but Instagram. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
-Are you on Reels? -No, but Instagram.
[laughing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
[laughing]
If you're on Reels, I feel like Reels is like Juuling. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
If you're on Reels, I feel like Reels is like Juuling.
TikTok is cigarettes. We're all gonna die. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
TikTok is cigarettes. We're all gonna die.
Also, if you're on Reels, that means you just found out - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
Also, if you're on Reels, that means you just found out
And then I realized, I think these kids are communicating with each other. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
And then I realized, I think these kids are communicating wi...
[laughing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
[laughing]
And they're smart. Like, when they were at restaurants, they had their iPads. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
And they're smart. Like, when they were at restaurants,...
When I was two at a restaurant, I was trying to see - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
When I was two at a restaurant, I was trying to see
My dad's like, "Nine. That's my girl. She's gonna go far." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
My dad's like, "Nine. That's my girl. She...
I'd have to bribe him to do everything. I'd be like, "Jeremy." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:19
I'd have to bribe him to do everything. I'd be lik...