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Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn

Then you have to move your hair, so it's out of his facebut still looks cute

Then you have to move your hair, so it's out of his face
but still looks cute

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Then you have to move your hair,
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so it's out of his face but still looks cute.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:11
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From marrying a zaddy to unrealistic sex scenes in movies, Hannah Berner unpacks romance, dating and more in this raunchy stand-up special.
You're like, "Hey!" - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
You're like, "Hey!"
Gut check. [gasps] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
Gut check. [gasps]
You're like, "I'm so little, so tiny." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:13
You're like, "I'm so little, so tiny."
It's so much pressure, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
It's so much pressure,
So hold your pores. Hold your butthole. Just go… [shouts] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
So hold your pores. Hold your butthole. Just go… [shouts]
Meanwhile, he falls asleep immediately. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
Meanwhile, he falls asleep immediately.
The second his head hits the pillow, he's like… [snoring] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:10
The second his head hits the pillow, he's like… [snorin...
I like to pivot and put my head on his chest. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
I like to pivot and put my head on his chest.
He's like, "Ever since I met you, the dog's been - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:13
He's like, "Ever since I met you, the dog's b...
Because you feel his heart beating, and you're like, "This is love." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
Because you feel his heart beating, and you're like, &q...
And you're like, "Wouldn't it be so cute if I matched my breath - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:25
And you're like, "Wouldn't it be so cute if I...
You know when you're going too slow and you feel like… [gasps] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
You know when you're going too slow and you feel like… ...
The dog's like, "Die, bitch, please die." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
The dog's like, "Die, bitch, please die."
Girls like it lava hot 'cause we're related to Satan. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
Girls like it lava hot 'cause we're related to Sat...
Then you go to his bathroom. He's not gonna have conditioner, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
Then you go to his bathroom. He's not gonna have condit...
And it always has these insane names. It's like Rock Hard Mountain. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
And it always has these insane names. It's like Rock Ha...
[laughing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:16
[laughing]
You have to distract him - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
You have to distract him
Also, don't do anal in the shower. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
Also, don't do anal in the shower.
It will hurt so bad, my f-friend told me. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
It will hurt so bad, my f-friend told me.