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Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn

To never leave a mansion and have gay utensilsgetting me food the entire time!

To never leave a mansion and have gay utensils
getting me food the entire time!

Full Transcript

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To never leave a mansion
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and have gay utensils getting me food the entire time!
Duration
7 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:46
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From marrying a zaddy to unrealistic sex scenes in movies, Hannah Berner unpacks romance, dating and more in this raunchy stand-up special.
[cheering] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
[cheering]
There's a beautiful bald man right here. Is that your man? - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
There's a beautiful bald man right here. Is that your m...
It is so shimmery and beautiful, like a… like a baby dolphin, okay? - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
It is so shimmery and beautiful, like a… like a baby dolphin...
I'm so jealous of bald men, 'cause why can't my pussy be that smooth? - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
I'm so jealous of bald men, 'cause why can't ...
Ladies. [laughing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
Ladies. [laughing]
It's super off-brand for me. I got married, but it's to an older man. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
It's super off-brand for me. I got married, but it'...
[audience cheering] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
[audience cheering]
And I love an older man. I love an older man. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
And I love an older man. I love an older man.
You get in a fight with them, five minutes in, they're like, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
You get in a fight with them, five minutes in, they're ...
If you wanna meet an older man, go to a Walgreens. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
If you wanna meet an older man, go to a Walgreens.
Put some in the palm of your hand and just go… - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
Put some in the palm of your hand and just go…
We actually… We got engaged in six months. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
We actually… We got engaged in six months.
Yeah. Because he doesn't have a lot of time left. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
Yeah. Because he doesn't have a lot of time left.
I feel like bachelor parties, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:12
I feel like bachelor parties,
'Cause think about it. Stephanie chooses you - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
'Cause think about it. Stephanie chooses you
You're dehydrated. You're sunburned. You're scared. You're blackout. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
You're dehydrated. You're sunburned. You're s...
If you even look at another bridesmaid and you're, like… - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
If you even look at another bridesmaid and you're, like...
She'll be like, "Do you not support Stephanie?" - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:14
She'll be like, "Do you not support Stephanie?&quo...
I'm like, "This is Stephanie's third marriage. I'm exhausted." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:15
I'm like, "This is Stephanie's third marriage...
We have to wear shirts that say, like, "bitch, bride, tribe, cunt." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:13
We have to wear shirts that say, like, "bitch, bride, t...