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Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn

You have to distract him and take your hairand put it on the back of his shower wall

You have to distract him and take your hair
and put it on the back of his shower wall

Full Transcript

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You have to distract him
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and take your hair and put it on the back of his shower wall.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:52
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From marrying a zaddy to unrealistic sex scenes in movies, Hannah Berner unpacks romance, dating and more in this raunchy stand-up special.
Also, don't do anal in the shower. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
Also, don't do anal in the shower.
It will hurt so bad, my f-friend told me. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
It will hurt so bad, my f-friend told me.
No one tells you, you don't actually sit - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
No one tells you, you don't actually sit
Oh. You gotta use your pelvis, get your core in. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
Oh. You gotta use your pelvis, get your core in.
Do I like the fact that I can suffocate a tiny man with my labia? Absolutely. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
Do I like the fact that I can suffocate a tiny man with my l...
He's on your kneecap, and you're like, "This feels so good." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
He's on your kneecap, and you're like, "This ...
Then, you know, halfway through, you just start spacing out - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:13
Then, you know, halfway through, you just start spacing out
Why is his name Eric with a C? [laughs] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:13
Why is his name Eric with a C? [laughs]
[audience continues cheering] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
[audience continues cheering]
She's gonna be funny, have a good sense of humor. I like that. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
She's gonna be funny, have a good sense of humor. I lik...
She's like… - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
She's like…
They'll be like, "It's the happiest you'll ever be, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:12
They'll be like, "It's the happiest you'...
'Cause him and his wife were going around being like, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:16
'Cause him and his wife were going around being like,
Has he come to Philly? Close your pussies. It's crazy out there. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
Has he come to Philly? Close your pussies. It's crazy o...
I actually wasn't that judgey. I was like, "Go off, Nick Cannon, do your thing." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
I actually wasn't that judgey. I was like, "Go off...
It was the full name that really got me. The full name is Powerful Queen Cannon. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
It was the full name that really got me. The full name is Po...
Because that's the name of my vibrator. [exhales] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:10
Because that's the name of my vibrator. [exhales]
["Sonata Slay" playing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
["Sonata Slay" playing]
[shouting] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:11
[shouting]
♪ 'Cause all I do is slay, slay all day ♪ - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:13
♪ 'Cause all I do is slay, slay all day ♪