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Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn

You were like, "Figure it out tomorrow." What were you drinking?What's your drink of...

You were like, "Figure it out tomorrow." What were you drinking?
What's your drink of choice, Kevin?

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You were like, "Figure it out tomorrow."
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What were you drinking? What's your drink of choice, Kevin?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:16
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From marrying a zaddy to unrealistic sex scenes in movies, Hannah Berner unpacks romance, dating and more in this raunchy stand-up special.
-Beer. -[Kevin speaks indistinctly] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:10
-Beer. -[Kevin speaks indistinctly]
[laughing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
[laughing]
When did you take the dick pill in the night? I just wanna know. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
When did you take the dick pill in the night? I just wanna k...
So you were on the altar just like… - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:20
So you were on the altar just like…
Because we're taking birth control, Lexapro, Xanax. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
Because we're taking birth control, Lexapro, Xanax.
Honestly, I think I had sex on my wedding night 'cause he's sober. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
Honestly, I think I had sex on my wedding night 'cause ...
So he was ready to go, but I realized on my wedding night - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
So he was ready to go, but I realized on my wedding night
-And my friend Paige. You guys know Paige. -[audience cheering] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
-And my friend Paige. You guys know Paige. -[audience cheeri...
And she was like, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:11
And she was like,
'Cause if you do, you're like, "Why didn't I fucking listen to that blackout bitch?" - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:11
'Cause if you do, you're like, "Why...
I'll miss a week, and I'll just put one up my butthole. I'm like, "I'm on track." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
I'll miss a week, and I'll just put one up my butt...
Why is it always a hot girl's name? It's like, "Kyleena." "Mirela." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
Why is it always a hot girl's name? It's like, &qu...
I feel like a doctor takes a paperclip, and it's like, "Hold on one second." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
I feel like a doctor takes a paperclip, and it's like, ...
When men get vasectomies, they get airlifted to the Bahamas. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
When men get vasectomies, they get airlifted to the Bahamas.
A nurse is cupping his balls. She's like, "You're doing amazing." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:18
A nurse is cupping his balls. She's like, "You...
And the next morning, I was like, "I need to wake this guy up." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:11
And the next morning, I was like, "I need to wake this ...
He's like, "What?" [exhales] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:18
He's like, "What?" [exhales]
I go, "You know what? Let's travel to Walgreens, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:17
I go, "You know what? Let's travel to Walgreens,
It's dark. It's haunted. It smells different. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
It's dark. It's haunted. It smells different.
You're always like… [sighs] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:48
You're always like… [sighs]