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You're always like… [sighs] How can I get pregnant
as a teenager? [sighs] What am I gonna do? [exhales] And then you go up to the guy
who hates you, and you're like, "Do you have Plan B?" And he's like, "What?"
And you're like, "Plan B." He's like, "Hold on one sec." "Disheveled girl in aisle six is irresponsible with her pussy lips." "And she needs Plan B." And he's like, "Let's go
to the family planning aisle." And I'm like, "No, no, no.
I need the family unplanning aisle." And then you get there,
and it's locked up like Fort Knox
as a teenager? [sighs] What am I gonna do? [exhales] And then you go up to the guy
who hates you, and you're like, "Do you have Plan B?" And he's like, "What?"
And you're like, "Plan B." He's like, "Hold on one sec." "Disheveled girl in aisle six is irresponsible with her pussy lips." "And she needs Plan B." And he's like, "Let's go
to the family planning aisle." And I'm like, "No, no, no.
I need the family unplanning aisle." And then you get there,
and it's locked up like Fort Knox
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You're always like… [sighs]
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How can I get pregnant
as a teenager? [sighs]
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What am I gonna do? [exhales]
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And then you go up to the guy
who hates you, and you're like,
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"Do you have Plan B?"
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And he's like, "What?"
And you're like, "Plan B."
00:00:22.939 --> 00:00:24.064
He's like, "Hold on one sec."
00:00:24.857 --> 00:00:27.001
"Disheveled girl in aisle six
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is irresponsible with her pussy lips."
00:00:31.053 --> 00:00:33.698
"And she needs Plan B."
00:00:33.783 --> 00:00:36.368
And he's like, "Let's go
to the family planning aisle."
00:00:36.452 --> 00:00:39.747
And I'm like, "No, no, no.
I need the family unplanning aisle."
00:00:41.832 --> 00:00:46.629
And then you get there,
and it's locked up like Fort Knox.
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Movie Summary
From marrying a zaddy to unrealistic sex scenes in movies, Hannah Berner unpacks romance, dating and more in this raunchy stand-up special.
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