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Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn

You're like, "I'm so little, so tiny." "I'm so little." He's like, "Are you...

You're like, "I'm so little, so tiny." "I'm so little." [groans] He's like, "Are you comfortable?"
You're like, "Sucking up my rolls!" But as you're sucking in,
God forbid a little air wants to come out

Full Transcript

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You're like, "I'm so little, so tiny."
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"I'm so little." [groans]
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He's like, "Are you comfortable?" You're like, "Sucking up my rolls!"
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But as you're sucking in, God forbid a little air wants to come out.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:31
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From marrying a zaddy to unrealistic sex scenes in movies, Hannah Berner unpacks romance, dating and more in this raunchy stand-up special.
It's so much pressure, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
It's so much pressure,
So hold your pores. Hold your butthole. Just go… [shouts] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
So hold your pores. Hold your butthole. Just go… [shouts]
Meanwhile, he falls asleep immediately. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
Meanwhile, he falls asleep immediately.
The second his head hits the pillow, he's like… [snoring] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:10
The second his head hits the pillow, he's like… [snorin...
I like to pivot and put my head on his chest. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
I like to pivot and put my head on his chest.
He's like, "Ever since I met you, the dog's been - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:13
He's like, "Ever since I met you, the dog's b...
Because you feel his heart beating, and you're like, "This is love." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
Because you feel his heart beating, and you're like, &q...
And you're like, "Wouldn't it be so cute if I matched my breath - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:25
And you're like, "Wouldn't it be so cute if I...
You know when you're going too slow and you feel like… [gasps] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:08
You know when you're going too slow and you feel like… ...
The dog's like, "Die, bitch, please die." - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:09
The dog's like, "Die, bitch, please die."
Girls like it lava hot 'cause we're related to Satan. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
Girls like it lava hot 'cause we're related to Sat...
Then you go to his bathroom. He's not gonna have conditioner, - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
Then you go to his bathroom. He's not gonna have condit...
And it always has these insane names. It's like Rock Hard Mountain. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
And it always has these insane names. It's like Rock Ha...
[laughing] - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:16
[laughing]
You have to distract him - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
You have to distract him
Also, don't do anal in the shower. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
Also, don't do anal in the shower.
It will hurt so bad, my f-friend told me. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:05
It will hurt so bad, my f-friend told me.
No one tells you, you don't actually sit - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
No one tells you, you don't actually sit
Oh. You gotta use your pelvis, get your core in. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:06
Oh. You gotta use your pelvis, get your core in.
Do I like the fact that I can suffocate a tiny man with my labia? Absolutely. - Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 00:07
Do I like the fact that I can suffocate a tiny man with my l...