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Hannah Einbinder: Everything Must Go

Okay, one timeI saw a spider’s web with drops of rainwatercaught in it, and I stared at it...

Okay, one time
I saw a spider’s web with drops of rainwater
caught in it, and I stared at it so long, I was one hour
and 45 minutes late to work

Full Transcript

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Okay, one time I saw a spider’s web
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with drops of rainwater caught in it,
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and I stared at it so long,
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I was one hour and 45 minutes late to work.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:20
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Abso Lutely Productions,3 Arts Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Hannah Einbinder, acclaimed for her Emmy-nominated role in "Hacks," brings her stand-up prowess to the forefront with "Everything Must Go," her debut comedy special that showcases her comedic talents.
- (laughter) - My boss said, "Hannah, this is unacceptable. - Hannah Einbinder: Everything Must Go 00:06
- (laughter) - My boss said, "Hannah, this is unaccepta...
I expect more from you." - Hannah Einbinder: Everything Must Go 00:08
I expect more from you."
"We work at a coffee shop in the epicenter - Hannah Einbinder: Everything Must Go 00:08
"We work at a coffee shop in the epicenter
"I serve one purpose in this establishment. - Hannah Einbinder: Everything Must Go 00:06
"I serve one purpose in this establishment.
"I boost the morale - Hannah Einbinder: Everything Must Go 00:09
"I boost the morale
"So do you want me to be on time, - Hannah Einbinder: Everything Must Go 00:20
"So do you want me to be on time,
The spider’s web is more - Hannah Einbinder: Everything Must Go 00:07
The spider’s web is more
It is designed by nature as a mechanism for death, - Hannah Einbinder: Everything Must Go 00:15
It is designed by nature as a mechanism for death,
(laughter) - Hannah Einbinder: Everything Must Go 00:19
(laughter)
If I do acid, I will never come back. - Hannah Einbinder: Everything Must Go 00:06
If I do acid, I will never come back.
- (laughter) - (applause, cheering) - Hannah Einbinder: Everything Must Go 00:05
- (laughter) - (applause, cheering)
(audience dies down) - Hannah Einbinder: Everything Must Go 00:15
(audience dies down)
But mostly, if I'm being honest, - Hannah Einbinder: Everything Must Go 00:15
But mostly, if I'm being honest,
I smoked all that weed to take the edge off of - Hannah Einbinder: Everything Must Go 00:13
I smoked all that weed to take the edge off of
The neurodivergentissance is upon us, folks! - Hannah Einbinder: Everything Must Go 00:06
The neurodivergentissance is upon us, folks!
- (cheering) - ADHD is hot right now, y'all. - Hannah Einbinder: Everything Must Go 00:06
- (cheering) - ADHD is hot right now, y'all.
Woo, ADHD Army, baby! - Hannah Einbinder: Everything Must Go 00:06
Woo, ADHD Army, baby!
Everybody's setting their alarm for p.m. instead of a.m., - Hannah Einbinder: Everything Must Go 00:11
Everybody's setting their alarm for p.m. instead of a.m...
- What was I just talkin' about?" - (laughter) - Hannah Einbinder: Everything Must Go 00:07
- What was I just talkin' about?" - (laughter)
I think the gross overprescription - Hannah Einbinder: Everything Must Go 00:34
I think the gross overprescription