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Hannah Gadsby's Gender Agenda

True story. But in the meantime,right here and now in the present tense, I still need you...

True story. [tittering] But in the meantime,
right here and now in the present tense, I still need you to know that I know I will never ovulate,
I will never menstruate, I will never get pregnant,
I will never give birth

Full Transcript

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True story. [tittering]
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But in the meantime, right here and now in the present tense,
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I still need you to know that I know
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I will never ovulate, I will never menstruate,
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I will never get pregnant, I will never give birth.
Duration
22 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:53
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Netflix stand-up comedy special filmed live in London, hosted by Hannah Gadsby and featuring various queer and trans comedians performing short sets.
I just get a vagina with none of the obstacles or inconveniences. - Hannah Gadsby's Gender Agenda 00:06
I just get a vagina with none of the obstacles or inconvenie...
[crowd laughing and cheering] - Hannah Gadsby's Gender Agenda 00:10
[crowd laughing and cheering]
But there are people that genuinely do believe that I'm trying to steal - Hannah Gadsby's Gender Agenda 00:17
But there are people that genuinely do believe that I'm...
And as far as I can tell, it's shit you don't even want. - Hannah Gadsby's Gender Agenda 00:05
And as far as I can tell, it's shit you don't even...
You know, things like being infantilized, being objectified, dehumanized, - Hannah Gadsby's Gender Agenda 00:17
You know, things like being infantilized, being objectified,...
An adequate, by which I mean consenting, man might sweep you off your feet - Hannah Gadsby's Gender Agenda 00:20
An adequate, by which I mean consenting, man might sweep you...
We've all been there, but you don't want to do it and I do. And that's... - Hannah Gadsby's Gender Agenda 00:06
We've all been there, but you don't want to do it ...
Obviously, factory-default vaginas are the divine gateway of life. - Hannah Gadsby's Gender Agenda 00:09
Obviously, factory-default vaginas are the divine gateway of...
I will never take that away from you, - Hannah Gadsby's Gender Agenda 00:06
I will never take that away from you,
And also, - Hannah Gadsby's Gender Agenda 00:16
And also,
Only my pussy - Hannah Gadsby's Gender Agenda 00:12
Only my pussy
I do also realize, of course, that that last joke may offend some Christians, - Hannah Gadsby's Gender Agenda 00:15
I do also realize, of course, that that last joke may offend...
I have also, however, been informed - Hannah Gadsby's Gender Agenda 00:17
I have also, however, been informed
If you've ever taken a dick or two, from time to time... - Hannah Gadsby's Gender Agenda 00:05
If you've ever taken a dick or two, from time to time.....
But if you do happen to take a dick or two, - Hannah Gadsby's Gender Agenda 00:15
But if you do happen to take a dick or two,
And on the other hand, if you take enough dicks, - Hannah Gadsby's Gender Agenda 00:09
And on the other hand, if you take enough dicks,
Don't worry, we're all going to split into small groups later - Hannah Gadsby's Gender Agenda 00:07
Don't worry, we're all going to split into small g...
But for now, I regret to tell you that - Hannah Gadsby's Gender Agenda 00:13
But for now, I regret to tell you that
And that, dear friends, brings us to the fundamental difference - Hannah Gadsby's Gender Agenda 00:11
And that, dear friends, brings us to the fundamental differe...
'Cause if you meet a kind, caring, compassionate transgender man, - Hannah Gadsby's Gender Agenda 00:10
'Cause if you meet a kind, caring, compassionate transg...