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Sam Deed: I'm not from Dubuque.
Ruby: Okay, you're not from Dubuque. So where are you from then?
Sam Deed: Dubuque.
Ruby: [screams]
Sam Deed: I'm not from Dubuque in the way you think I'm from Dubuque.
Ruby: Well, how many ways can you be from Dubuque?
Sam Deed: I'm not from *your* Dubuque.
Ruby: My Dubuque? Since when is Dubuque mine. I've never even been to Ohio!
Sam Deed: Iowa.
Ruby: Whatever!
Sam Deed: Look, I'm just saying that my Dubuque is different from your Dubuque.
Ruby: How?
Sam Deed: It doesn't exist.
Ruby: You just said it's in Io-ho.
Sam Deed: Iowa!
Ruby: So *your* Dubuque doesn't exist.
Sam Deed: Yet.
Ruby: Yet?
Sam Deed: Yet!
Ruby: Yet?
Sam Deed: Yet!
Ruby: So when will your Dubuque exist?
Sam Deed: ...2470 AD. That's in 471 years - from now
Ruby: Okay, you're not from Dubuque. So where are you from then?
Sam Deed: Dubuque.
Ruby: [screams]
Sam Deed: I'm not from Dubuque in the way you think I'm from Dubuque.
Ruby: Well, how many ways can you be from Dubuque?
Sam Deed: I'm not from *your* Dubuque.
Ruby: My Dubuque? Since when is Dubuque mine. I've never even been to Ohio!
Sam Deed: Iowa.
Ruby: Whatever!
Sam Deed: Look, I'm just saying that my Dubuque is different from your Dubuque.
Ruby: How?
Sam Deed: It doesn't exist.
Ruby: You just said it's in Io-ho.
Sam Deed: Iowa!
Ruby: So *your* Dubuque doesn't exist.
Sam Deed: Yet.
Ruby: Yet?
Sam Deed: Yet!
Ruby: Yet?
Sam Deed: Yet!
Ruby: So when will your Dubuque exist?
Sam Deed: ...2470 AD. That's in 471 years - from now
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I'm different
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You're gay
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You're a Jew for Jesus It's that tattoo It's a cult
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You're a Branch Davidian You're a survivalist
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You're a pimp and Chrystie Delancey is one of your sluts
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I'm not a pimp
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What then
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Okay look I'll say it All right
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I'm not from Dubuque
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Okay You're not from Dubuque
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So where are you from then
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Dubuque
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I'm not from Dubuque in the way you think
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How many ways are there I'm not from your Dubuque
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Since when is Dubuque mine I've never been to Ohio
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Iowa Whatever
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I'm just saying that my Dubuque is different from your Dubuque
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How It doesn't exist
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You just said it's in Idaho Iowa
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So your Dubuque doesn't exist Yet
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Yet Yet
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So when will your Dubuque exist
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2470
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AD
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That's in 471 years
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from now
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Movie Summary
New Yorker Ruby Weaver believes she has found the man of her dreams in Sam Deed, who is her best catch in some time--except that he assures her that he came from the future.