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"Happy Gilmore" quotes

Happy Gilmore poster
A rejected hockey player puts his skills to the golf course to save his grandmother's house.

Director: Dennis Dugan
Writer: Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, sport
Year: 1996
MetaScore: 31/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $38,824,099
Released: 16 Feb 1996
Awards: 1 win & 4 nominations

87 video clips

Shooter McgavinHappy GilmoreElderly WomanHal L. - Orderly In Nursing HomeGary PotterGrandmaMr. LarsonDoctorBob BarkerAnnouncerShirtless 'h' FanTerryChubbsHappy's Waterbury CaddyCrazy Old LadyChinese LadyOttoGuy On GreenCoachAssistant CoachIrs AgentDoug ThompsonMover
Let's play some golf - Happy Gilmore 00:41 Let's play some golf All you ever talk about is becoming a pro hockey player - Happy Gilmore 00:46 All you ever talk about is becoming a pro hockey player Kicking your ass - Happy Gilmore 01:07 Kicking your ass This guy spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff - Happy Gilmore 00:30 This guy spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff This is a biggie - Happy Gilmore 00:37 This is a biggie Is that Gilmore again - Happy Gilmore 00:39 Is that Gilmore again But she's an old lady - Happy Gilmore 00:27 But she's an old lady I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast - Happy Gilmore 00:08 I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast That's your HOME - Happy Gilmore 00:09 That's your HOME My fingers hurt - Happy Gilmore 00:23 My fingers hurt Block out the bad - Happy Gilmore 00:28 Block out the bad Just stay out of my way - Happy Gilmore 00:14 Just stay out of my way How's that nice girlfriend of yours - Happy Gilmore 00:06 How's that nice girlfriend of yours That's two thus far - Happy Gilmore 00:11 That's two thus far I didn't break it - Happy Gilmore 00:15 I didn't break it Somebody's closer - Happy Gilmore 00:05 Somebody's closer Happy learned how to putt - Happy Gilmore 00:06 Happy learned how to putt Just keep off your feet for a few days - Happy Gilmore 00:11 Just keep off your feet for a few days You like that old man You want a piece of me - Happy Gilmore 00:09 You like that old man You want a piece of me Trying to reach the green from here - Happy Gilmore 00:15 Trying to reach the green from here That guy's driving me crazy - Happy Gilmore 01:11 That guy's driving me crazy You're gonna die - Happy Gilmore 00:04 You're gonna die You're the best - Happy Gilmore 00:14 You're the best What a shot by Happy Gilmore - Happy Gilmore 00:07 What a shot by Happy Gilmore You want to beat him Beat him on the course - Happy Gilmore 00:13 You want to beat him Beat him on the course I bet 20 you can't do it again - Happy Gilmore 00:44 I bet 20 you can't do it again My girlfriend is dead - Happy Gilmore 00:06 My girlfriend is dead Can I trouble you for a glass of warm milk - Happy Gilmore 00:18 Can I trouble you for a glass of warm milk I thought we were going to be just friends - Happy Gilmore 00:09 I thought we were going to be just friends Sports Illustrated said I was going to be the next Arnold Palmer - Happy Gilmore 00:34 Sports Illustrated said I was going to be the next Arnold... I'm sorry about that - Happy Gilmore 00:43 I'm sorry about that What are you doing - Happy Gilmore 00:08 What are you doing Don't you ever touch my puck - Happy Gilmore 00:08 Don't you ever touch my puck Cause you're never gonna get off that beach - Happy Gilmore 00:11 Cause you're never gonna get off that beach Damn you people - Happy Gilmore 00:05 Damn you people I believe that's Mr - Happy Gilmore 00:04 I believe that's Mr Let me just enjoy the one thing that makes me a little bit happy - Happy Gilmore 00:29 Let me just enjoy the one thing that makes me a little bit... That was so much easier than putting - Happy Gilmore 00:30 That was so much easier than putting Get me outta here - Happy Gilmore 00:12 Get me outta here Haven't you forgot your nine iron - Happy Gilmore 00:06 Haven't you forgot your nine iron You know what's pathetic You've been playing golf all your life - Happy Gilmore 00:06 You know what's pathetic You've been playing golf... Get this off of me - Happy Gilmore 00:11 Get this off of me It's all in the hips - Happy Gilmore 00:15 It's all in the hips You no want breakfast - Happy Gilmore 00:04 You no want breakfast Thanks for dressing up - Happy Gilmore 00:09 Thanks for dressing up The gold jacket's yours - Happy Gilmore 00:05 The gold jacket's yours Damn you people This is golf not a rock concert - Happy Gilmore 00:06 Damn you people This is golf not a rock concert I burn the house down and piss on the ashes - Happy Gilmore 00:12 I burn the house down and piss on the ashes Feelin' the flow - Happy Gilmore 00:06 Feelin' the flow That Son of a Bitch - Happy Gilmore 00:25 That Son of a Bitch You will not make this putt - Happy Gilmore 00:05 You will not make this putt Is that goal regulation size or what - Happy Gilmore 00:05 Is that goal regulation size or what He's going to be on the Tour Super - Happy Gilmore 00:10 He's going to be on the Tour Super It's about time - Happy Gilmore 00:08 It's about time God that hurt but I'm okay - Happy Gilmore 00:04 God that hurt but I'm okay We've only just begun - Happy Gilmore 00:07 We've only just begun He had Happy written on his ass - Happy Gilmore 00:40 He had Happy written on his ass You're a hockey player - Happy Gilmore 00:07 You're a hockey player Golf is no different requires talent self discipline - Happy Gilmore 00:34 Golf is no different requires talent self discipline Whoa must be Burt Reynolds or something - Happy Gilmore 00:05 Whoa must be Burt Reynolds or something Quite a large and economically diverse crowd here at the Michelob Invitational - Happy Gilmore 00:15 Quite a large and economically diverse crowd here at the... Stop fraternizing with the help Gilmore - Happy Gilmore 00:08 Stop fraternizing with the help Gilmore The real favorite is Portland Every time I visit it's harder to leave - Happy Gilmore 00:09 The real favorite is Portland Every time I visit it's... You like being the favorite - Happy Gilmore 00:03 You like being the favorite Happy Gilmore come on down - Happy Gilmore 00:04 Happy Gilmore come on down Great to hear from you - Happy Gilmore 00:07 Great to hear from you Happy look out - Happy Gilmore 00:15 Happy look out Don't feel bad about me - Happy Gilmore 00:08 Don't feel bad about me This guy sucks - Happy Gilmore 00:04 This guy sucks Remember the 'gator that got your hand - Happy Gilmore 00:06 Remember the 'gator that got your hand Incredible Happy Gilmore wins the gold jacket - Happy Gilmore 00:49 Incredible Happy Gilmore wins the gold jacket Nice shooting soldier - Happy Gilmore 00:04 Nice shooting soldier What are you doing Happy - Happy Gilmore 00:07 What are you doing Happy Nice to meet you - Happy Gilmore 00:03 Nice to meet you Who are you waving at - Happy Gilmore 00:05 Who are you waving at Happy Gilmore is in trouble if he can't hit the long ball - Happy Gilmore 00:06 Happy Gilmore is in trouble if he can't hit the long... How nice to meet you - Happy Gilmore 00:09 How nice to meet you A guy your size - Happy Gilmore 00:11 A guy your size See if you can out drive the amazing Golf Ball - Happy Gilmore 00:09 See if you can out drive the amazing Golf Ball You're gonna make friends in no time - Happy Gilmore 00:10 You're gonna make friends in no time Mr Gilmore you're up - Happy Gilmore 00:55 Mr Gilmore you're up Must be something in the water Well time to play golf - Happy Gilmore 00:05 Must be something in the water Well time to play golf I'll make you a bet - Happy Gilmore 00:46 I'll make you a bet There you are - Happy Gilmore 00:59 There you are Hey Gilmore - Happy Gilmore 00:08 Hey Gilmore

Cast

Happy Gilmore - Adam Sandler
Shooter McGavin - Christopher McDonald
Virginia Venit - Julie Bowen
Grandma - Frances Bay
Chubbs - Carl Weathers
All Cast