There you are. Hey! Happy Gilmore, come on down! Thank you, Shooter. Sit down, Mr....
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[Happy walks into Doug Thompson's office]
Doug Thompson:
There you are.
Shooter McGavin:
Hey! Happy Gilmore, come on down!
Doug Thompson:
Thank you, Shooter. Sit down, Mr. Gilmore. So you had a fight with a game show host on national TV. I don't consider that entertainment. This is not hockey, Mr. Gilmore, no matter how much you want it to be.
Happy Gilmore:
Look, I know that and I'm sorry, all right? But it wasn't my fault. There was some guy out there giving me crap, and it took every ounce of my energy not to hit him.
Shooter McGavin:
So you decided to headbud Bob Barker? Uh, who won that fight, anyway?
Doug Thompson:
That's enough, Shooter. Now, the board has taken the following actions: You'll be fined 25,000 dollars and suspended for one month.
Shooter McGavin, Happy Gilmore:
Suspended?
Happy Gilmore:
I gotta play!
Shooter McGavin:
Doug, kick him off the Tour!
Doug Thompson:
Well, the board thinks that might be a little extreme, considering that our ratings today were... the highest that we've ever had.
Happy Gilmore:
Doug, look, my grandmother's house got repossessed. If I can't make some prize money in the next tournament, they could sell it to somebody else.
Doug Thompson:
Well, whoop-dee-doo. Get out.
[Happy leaves; Virginia follows; Shooter smirks in triumph]
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There you are
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Happy Gilmore come on down
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Thank you Shooter Sit down
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So you got in a fight with a game show host on national TV
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That is not entertainment
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This is not hockey no matter how much you want it to be
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I know that and I'm sorry
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But there was a guy out there
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giving me crap It took all I had not to hit him
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So you head butt Bob Barker Who won that fight anyway
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Enough Shooter
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The board has done the following
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Fined you 25 000 and suspended you for one month
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What I got to play What Kick him off the Tour
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The board thinks that might be extreme
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considering the fact that our ratings were
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the highest we've ever had
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My grandmother's house got repossessed
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If I don't win more prize money they'll sell it to someone else
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Whoop dee doo Get out
Clip duration: 59 seconds
Views: 141
Timestamp in movie: 00h 58m 16s
Uploaded: 05 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, sport
Summary: A rejected hockey player puts his skills to the golf course to save his grandmother's house.
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