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Chubbs:
[in the parking lot of the golf course]
Golf's no different from Hockey. It requires talent and self discipline. Happy Gilmore:
Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor, the accountant. Probably a great golfer... huge ass. Chubbs:
Hey, I'll bet your neighbor the accountant can't drive the ball four hundred yards. I'll bet your neighbor the accountant doesn't have a shot to get on the Pro Tour! Happy Gilmore:
And how would I do that? Chubbs:
You win the Open tomorrow, and you're automatically on the Pro Tour. Then who knows? Maybe you'll win the Tour Championship one day. Get that gold jacket that I never got. Happy Gilmore:
Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?
[in the parking lot of the golf course]
Golf's no different from Hockey. It requires talent and self discipline. Happy Gilmore:
Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor, the accountant. Probably a great golfer... huge ass. Chubbs:
Hey, I'll bet your neighbor the accountant can't drive the ball four hundred yards. I'll bet your neighbor the accountant doesn't have a shot to get on the Pro Tour! Happy Gilmore:
And how would I do that? Chubbs:
You win the Open tomorrow, and you're automatically on the Pro Tour. Then who knows? Maybe you'll win the Tour Championship one day. Get that gold jacket that I never got. Happy Gilmore:
Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?
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Golf is no different requires talent self discipline
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Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass
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Talk to my neighbor a great golfer Huge ass
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I bet your neighbor can't drive the ball 400 yards
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I bet your neighbor doesn't have a shot to get on the Pro Tour
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How would I do that
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You win the Open tomorrow you're on the Pro Tour
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Then who knows Maybe you'll win the Tour Championship
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Get that gold jacket I never got
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Gold jacket green jacket who cares
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Movie Summary
A rejected hockey player puts his skills to the golf course to save his grandmother's house.

