Golf's no different from Hockey. It requires talent and self discipline. Golf requires...
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Chubbs:
[in the parking lot of the golf course]
Golf's no different from Hockey. It requires talent and self discipline.
Happy Gilmore:
Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor, the accountant. Probably a great golfer... huge ass.
Chubbs:
Hey, I'll bet your neighbor the accountant can't drive the ball four hundred yards. I'll bet your neighbor the accountant doesn't have a shot to get on the Pro Tour!
Happy Gilmore:
And how would I do that?
Chubbs:
You win the Open tomorrow, and you're automatically on the Pro Tour. Then who knows? Maybe you'll win the Tour Championship one day. Get that gold jacket that I never got.
Happy Gilmore:
Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?
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Golf is no different requires talent self discipline
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Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass
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Talk to my neighbor a great golfer Huge ass
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I bet your neighbor can't drive the ball 400 yards
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I bet your neighbor doesn't have a shot to get on the Pro Tour
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How would I do that
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You win the Open tomorrow you're on the Pro Tour
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Then who knows Maybe you'll win the Tour Championship
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Get that gold jacket I never got
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Gold jacket green jacket who cares
Clip duration: 34 seconds
Views: 795
Timestamp in movie: 00h 16m 15s
Uploaded: 05 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, sport
Summary: A rejected hockey player puts his skills to the golf course to save his grandmother's house.
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00:05 Whoa must be Burt Reynolds or something
00:09 The real favorite is Portland Every time I visit it's...
00:03 You like being the favorite
00:04 Happy Gilmore come on down
00:15 Happy look out
00:04 This guy sucks
00:06 Remember the 'gator that got your hand
00:49 Incredible Happy Gilmore wins the gold jacket
00:04 Nice shooting soldier
00:03 Nice to meet you
00:06 Happy Gilmore is in trouble if he can't hit the long...
00:55 Mr Gilmore you're up
00:05 Must be something in the water Well time to play golf
00:59 There you are
00:08 Hey Gilmore
00:08 I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast
00:23 My fingers hurt
00:09 That's your HOME
00:28 Block out the bad
00:14 Just stay out of my way