It's great, the other day one of his fans mooned me. He had Happy written on his ass. HA...
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Shooter McGavin:
It's great, the other day one of his fans mooned me. He had Happy written on his ass. HA on the one cheek, and sure enough PPY on the other.
Doug Thompson:
Yeah, people are sure coming around.
Shooter McGavin:
Yeah, everyone's coming around. Well I'm NOT DOUG! This man is destroying golf. I saw two big fat naked bikers, in the woods off seventeen having sex. How am I supposed to chip with that going on? You've got to kick him off the tour.
Doug Thompson:
He's not breaking any rules, and until he does...
Shooter McGavin:
But he's a disgrace to the game!
Doug Thompson:
You may be right. But, our ratings are up and we're attracting new, youthful sponsors. Sorry Shooter, there's nothing I can do.
Transcript
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Today one of his fans mooned me He had HAPPY written on his ass
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HA was on one cheek and PPY on the other
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I love what he's doing for golf
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Well I'm starting to come around Everyone is
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Well I'm not Doug
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This man is destroying golf
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I saw two fat bikers in the woods off 17 having sex
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How can I chip with that going on
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Kick him off the Tour He hasn't broken any rules
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He's a disgrace to the game
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Yes but our ratings are up We're attracting new youthful sponsors
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I'm sorry Shooter
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There's nothing I can do
Clip duration: 40 seconds
Views: 1911
Timestamp in movie: 00h 48m 28s
Uploaded: 05 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, sport
Summary: A rejected hockey player puts his skills to the golf course to save his grandmother's house.
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00:09 You like that old man You want a piece of me
00:13 You want to beat him Beat him on the course
00:44 I bet 20 you can't do it again
00:06 You know what's pathetic You've been playing golf...
00:06 Damn you people This is golf not a rock concert
00:10 He's going to be on the Tour Super
00:04 God that hurt but I'm okay
00:34 Golf is no different requires talent self discipline
00:05 Whoa must be Burt Reynolds or something
00:09 The real favorite is Portland Every time I visit it's...
00:03 You like being the favorite
00:04 Happy Gilmore come on down
00:15 Happy look out
00:04 This guy sucks
00:06 Remember the 'gator that got your hand
00:49 Incredible Happy Gilmore wins the gold jacket
00:04 Nice shooting soldier
00:03 Nice to meet you
00:06 Happy Gilmore is in trouble if he can't hit the long...
00:55 Mr Gilmore you're up