Back in 1965, Sports Illustrated said I was going to be the next Arnold Palmer. Yeah? What...
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Chubbs:
[standing outside the batting cage]
Back in 1965, Sports Illustrated said I was going to be the next Arnold Palmer.
Happy Gilmore:
Yeah? What happened?
Chubbs:
They wouldn't let me play on the Pro Tour anymore.
Happy Gilmore:
Ah, I'm sorry. Because you're black?
Chubbs:
Hell no! Damned alligator BIT my hand off!
[Shows Happy his wooden hand]
Happy Gilmore:
OH MY GOD!
Chubbs:
Yeah. tournament down in Florida. I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake. Damned alligator just POPPED up, cut me down on my prime. He got me, but I tore one of that bastard's eyes out though. Look at that.
[Shows Happy a small glass jar with an eyeball in it]
Happy Gilmore:
You're pretty sick, Chubbs.
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Back in 1965
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Sports Illustrated said I would be the next Arnold Palmer
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What happened
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I wasn't allowed to play pro anymore
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I'm sorry Because you're black
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Hell no An alligator bit my hand off
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Oh my God
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Tournament in Florida My ball went down by a lake
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Damn alligator just popped up Cut me down in my prime
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But I tore one of that bastard's eyes out Look at that
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You're pretty sick Chubbs
Clip duration: 34 seconds
Views: 648
Timestamp in movie: 00h 15m 32s
Uploaded: 05 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, sport
Summary: A rejected hockey player puts his skills to the golf course to save his grandmother's house.
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00:08 What are you doing
00:43 I'm sorry about that
00:05 Damn you people
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01:07 Kicking your ass
00:12 Get me outta here
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00:04 I believe that's Mr
00:05 You will not make this putt
00:06 Haven't you forgot your nine iron
00:11 Get this off of me
00:15 It's all in the hips
00:04 You no want breakfast
00:09 Thanks for dressing up
00:37 This is a biggie
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