That guy's driving me *crazy*! You know what's driving *me* crazy? You, not getting the...
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Happy Gilmore:
[Having a bad day of golfing due to a member of the crowd]
That guy's driving me *crazy*!
Bob Barker:
You know what's driving *me* crazy? You, not getting the ball in the hole.
Happy Gilmore:
Don't push me, Bob! Now's not the time.
[Happy hits the ball, which hits a man standing on a boat, who then falls into the water]
Bob Barker:
This guy sucks!
Announcer:
We haven't seen Happy Gilmore play *this* badly since his first day on tour. He and Bob Barker are now dead-last.
Bob Barker:
I can't *believe* you're a professional golfer! I think you should be working at the snack bar.
Happy Gilmore:
[Angrily, with teeth clenched]
You better relax, Bob.
Bob Barker:
There is *no* way that you could have been as bad at hockey as you are at golf!
Happy Gilmore:
Alright, let's go!
[Happy throws down his club and punches Bob in the face, who falls to the ground]
Happy Gilmore:
You like that, old man? You want a piece of me?
Bob Barker:
[Shaking his head as he gets up]
I don't want a *piece* of you, I want the *whole thing*!
[Punches Happy in the gut, then proceeds to punch him in the face ten times, sending Happy falling into a pond]
Happy Gilmore:
[Happy gets out]
Now you're gonna get it, Bobby!
[Happy grabs his club and swings at Bob, who blocks, punches Happy in the face, then throws him to the ground. Happy tackles Bob, resulting in both of them rolling down a hill. At the bottom, Happy headbutts Bob]
Happy Gilmore:
The price is *wrong*, bitch!
Bob Barker:
[Bob grabs Happy's throat, opens his eyes with a menacing look, stands up, punches Happy in the gut twice, and once in the face before Happy falls down again]
I think you've had enough.
[Starts to walk away, but notices Happy start to stand up again]
Bob Barker:
No?
[Kicks Happy in the face]
Bob Barker:
[while walking away]
*Now* you've had enough... bitch.
Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.835
That guy is driving me crazy
00:00:03.086 --> 00:00:06.923
What's driving me crazy is you not getting the ball in the hole
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Don't push me Bob Now's not the time
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Jackass
00:00:21.104 --> 00:00:22.939
This guy sucks
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We haven't seen Gilmore play this badly since his first day on tour
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He and Bob Barker are now dead last
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You should be working at the snack bar not playing golf
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Relax Bob
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There is no way you could have been as bad at hockey as you are at golf
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Okay let's go
00:00:45.628 --> 00:00:48.631
You like that old man You want a piece of me
00:00:49.465 --> 00:00:52.552
I don't want a piece of you I want the whole thing
00:01:07.999 --> 00:01:10.003
Now you're gonna get it Bobby
Clip duration: 71 seconds
Views: 306
Timestamp in movie: 00h 55m 50s
Uploaded: 05 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, sport
Summary: A rejected hockey player puts his skills to the golf course to save his grandmother's house.
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Actors
00:05 Somebody's closer
00:15 Trying to reach the green from here
00:06 Happy learned how to putt
00:09 I thought we were going to be just friends
00:41 Let's play some golf
00:14 You're the best
00:07 What a shot by Happy Gilmore
00:06 My girlfriend is dead
00:18 Can I trouble you for a glass of warm milk
00:46 All you ever talk about is becoming a pro hockey player
00:34 Sports Illustrated said I was going to be the next Arnold...
00:08 Don't you ever touch my puck
00:11 Cause you're never gonna get off that beach
00:08 What are you doing
00:43 I'm sorry about that
00:05 Damn you people
00:30 That was so much easier than putting
01:07 Kicking your ass
00:12 Get me outta here
00:30 This guy spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff