You know what *else* could draw a crowd? A golfer with an arm growing out of his ass.
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[in slow motion, Happy hits a ball a great distance. Soon after, the ball bounces on a green and rolls into the hole, making a hole in one. The crowd goes wild] Happy Gilmore:
[shouts]
He shoots, he scores! [Happy turns to Chubbs] Happy Gilmore:
Oh, man. That was so much easier than putting. I should just try to get the ball in one shot every time. Chubbs:
Good plan. [Chubbs chuckles as he pats Happy with his wooden hand. The two of them walk away] Virginia:
[to Shooter]
Did you see that? Shooter McGavin:
Yes. Nice shot. Virginia:
He just got a Hole-in-One on a *par four*! Shooter McGavin:
I know. I just said I saw it. Virginia:
[laughs]
Oh, I hope he *wins*. He's a publicist's *dream*. I mean, a guy who could drive the ball *that* far - oh, he could *really* draw a crowd. [Virginia walks away smiling] Shooter McGavin:
[under his breath]
You know what *else* could draw a crowd? A golfer with an arm growing out of his ass. [Shooter follows Virginia scowling]
[shouts]
He shoots, he scores! [Happy turns to Chubbs] Happy Gilmore:
Oh, man. That was so much easier than putting. I should just try to get the ball in one shot every time. Chubbs:
Good plan. [Chubbs chuckles as he pats Happy with his wooden hand. The two of them walk away] Virginia:
[to Shooter]
Did you see that? Shooter McGavin:
Yes. Nice shot. Virginia:
He just got a Hole-in-One on a *par four*! Shooter McGavin:
I know. I just said I saw it. Virginia:
[laughs]
Oh, I hope he *wins*. He's a publicist's *dream*. I mean, a guy who could drive the ball *that* far - oh, he could *really* draw a crowd. [Virginia walks away smiling] Shooter McGavin:
[under his breath]
You know what *else* could draw a crowd? A golfer with an arm growing out of his ass. [Shooter follows Virginia scowling]
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He shoots he scores
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That was much easier than putting I should try and do that every time
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Good plan
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Did you see that Yes Nice
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He got a hole in one on a par four
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I said I saw it
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I hope he wins He's a publicist's dream
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A guy who can drive the ball that far he could really draw a crowd
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So could a golfer with an arm growing out of his ass
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Movie Summary
A rejected hockey player puts his skills to the golf course to save his grandmother's house.
