Kicking your ass! Well, I'd like to see you try. Let's do it, then! I meant on a golf...
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Happy Gilmore:
[in a bar]
I got into this tournament for one reason: money. And now I have a new reason: kicking your ass!
Shooter McGavin:
Well, I'd like to see you try.
Happy Gilmore:
[Picks up beer bottle and smashes it in half]
Let's do it, then!
Shooter McGavin:
I meant on a golf course!
Virginia:
Hey! What's going on here, huh?
Happy Gilmore:
Oh, uh, I was just looking for the other half of this bottle and there's some of it and there's some of it right there, too.
Virginia:
Why don't you just put it down?
Happy Gilmore:
Yeah, I know.
Transcript
Shooter won't let his reign at the top
be spoiled by some freak.
Did you call me a freak?
I was on this tour for one reason...
money.
Now I got a new one...
kicking your ass.
I'd like to see you try.
Let's do it.
I meant at golf.
What's going on here?
I was looking for the other half
of this bottle.
Oh, there's some of it
right there.
- Why don't you put it down?
- I know.
Just stay out of my way.
Or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.
Why don't I go eat some hay?
I could make things out of clay
and lay by the bay.
What do you say?
Calm down or you'll get kicked
off the Tour.
- That can't happen.
- It can, and I don't want it to.
You could be a big star.
I just want to make some money.
You won't be around long enough
to do that if you don't behave.
What do you mean by "behave"?
No swearing,
no throwing clubs...
and especially no hitting
other players.
Clip duration: 67 seconds
Views: 1117
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 10 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, sport
Summary: A rejected hockey player puts his skills to the golf course to save his grandmother's house.
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00:12 Get me outta here
00:30 This guy spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff
00:04 I believe that's Mr
00:05 You will not make this putt
00:06 Haven't you forgot your nine iron
00:11 Get this off of me
00:15 It's all in the hips
00:04 You no want breakfast
00:09 Thanks for dressing up
00:37 This is a biggie
00:05 The gold jacket's yours
00:15 Quite a large and economically diverse crowd here at the...
00:06 Feelin' the flow
00:25 That Son of a Bitch
00:05 Is that goal regulation size or what
00:08 It's about time
00:07 We've only just begun
00:29 Let me just enjoy the one thing that makes me a little bit...
00:07 You're a hockey player
00:08 Stop fraternizing with the help Gilmore