"Happy, Texas" quotes

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3 prisoners escape. 2 end up in Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple expected there to help with the small girls beauty pageant. As the 2 are paid $1000, they decide to stay... Read all

Director: Mark Illsley
Writer: Ed Stone, Mark Illsley, Phil Reeves
Production: N/A
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 62/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $1,955,933
Released: 03 Dec 1999
Awards: 6 wins & 6 nominations

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Wayne - Steve Zahn
Ms. Schaefer - Illeana Douglas
Bob Maslow - M.C. Gainey
Nalhober - Ron Perlman
Mrs. Bromley - Mo Gaffney
The Judge - Paul Dooley
Madison - Jillian Berard
Other Happy Girl - Melissa Arnold
Other Happy Girl - Cassie Silva
Other Happy Girl - Tiffany Takara
David - Tim Bagley
Alton - Ed Stone
Bully Boy - Derek Wilder
Pageant Judge - Kiva Lawrence
'Little Light Girl' - Carley Fink
Guard - Kim Story
Local Cowboy - Tim Cowgill
Tow truck driver - Guy J. Graves
Guard on Horse with Shotgun - Mark Illsley
Bank Teller - Krista Lewis
Cabana Boy Kimo - Keo Woolford
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