Log-in to add movie to favourites

Movie added to favourites

Movie removed from favourites

Happy, Texas

3 prisoners escape. 2 end up in Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple expected there to help with the small girls beauty pageant. As the 2 are paid $1000, they decide to stay until the heat is gone.

Director

Mark Illsley

Year

Genre

comedy, crime, romance

Box Office

$1,955,933

Production

Marked Entertainment,Miramax

Awards

6 wins & 6 nominations

You Might Also Like

Happy Christmas, Losing Isaiah, Safe Men, Home for the Holidays, Le Mans, NYAD, Stoker, Stuart Little, Suicide Squad, Interstellar, Joker, Snowpiercer, Tenet, Forrest Gump, Me Before You, The Fly, Old Boy, Parasite, As Above, So Below

Harry

Wayne

Chappy

William H. Macy

Joe

Ms. Schaefer

Illeana Douglas

Bob Maslow

Nalhober

Mrs. Bromley

The Judge

Madison

Jency

Scarlett Pomers

Other Happy Girl

Other Happy Girl

Other Happy Girl

David

Steven

Michael Hitchcock

Alton

Ely

Bully Boy

Pageant Judge

'Little Light Girl'

Varnel

David Shackelford

Guard

Local Cowboy

Tow truck driver

Guard on Horse with Shotgun

Bank Teller

Cabana Boy Kimo

View All Cast

No reviews yet

Be the first to share your thoughts on this movie

Explore 24 Clips

Sheriff Chappy Dent Chappy Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.Harry Sawyer Josephine Mcclintock Marshal Nalhober

Now we have three count my fingers three runnin' - Happy, Texas

Now we have three count my fingers three runnin'

So we're gay - Happy, Texas

What you grow another face 'Cause I'm outta here - Happy, Texas

What you grow another face 'Cause I'm outta here

You really scared me Last man in that safe - Happy, Texas

You really scared me Last man in that safe

If you ever leave me with a kid again - Happy, Texas

If you ever leave me with a kid again

You come anywhere near these girls again I won't say nothin' - Happy, Texas

You come anywhere near these girls again I won't say...

Hey Maybe we're tailors - Happy, Texas

Hey Maybe we're tailors

Yeah I guess like - Happy, Texas

Yeah I guess like

Like an aeroplane 'Cause I got my weight in my hip - Happy, Texas

Like an aeroplane 'Cause I got my weight in my hip

Hey The light is green - Happy, Texas

Hey The light is green

And uh give me the meanest steak you got Rare and I mean rare - Happy, Texas

And uh give me the meanest steak you got Rare and I mean...

Well that's what life's for isn't it - Happy, Texas

Well that's what life's for isn't it

You don't You don't think I know what you're doin' - Happy, Texas

You don't You don't think I know what you're...

That bad huh I guess I should be flattered by your stalking - Happy, Texas

That bad huh I guess I should be flattered by your stalking

Hey Why did the armadillo cross the road - Happy, Texas

Hey Why did the armadillo cross the road

And the rain you send 'em - Happy, Texas

And the rain you send 'em

Well I'll be dipped - Happy, Texas

Well I'll be dipped

Great oogly moogly What is goin' on now - Happy, Texas

Great oogly moogly What is goin' on now

Hey Jesus on a cracker - Happy, Texas

Hey Jesus on a cracker

That is one big dicked cop - Happy, Texas

That is one big dicked cop

What are you doing Trying to save you - Happy, Texas

What are you doing Trying to save you

Sheriff Dent - Happy, Texas

Somebody stole our crappy camper - Happy, Texas

Somebody stole our crappy camper

Don't make me come after you They'll shoot me - Happy, Texas

Don't make me come after you They'll shoot me

Happy, Texas poster

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

3 prisoners escape. 2 end up in Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple expected there to help with the small girls beauty pageant. As the 2 are paid $1000, they decide to stay until the heat is gone.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Mark Illsley

Writer: Ed Stone, Mark Illsley, Phil Reeves

Production: Marked Entertainment,Miramax

Genre: comedy, crime, romance

Year: 1999

MetaScore: 62/100

ImdbRating: 6.3

BoxOffice: $1,955,933

Released: 03 Dec 1999

Awards: 6 wins & 6 nominations

Homepage:

Also watch: Happy Christmas, Losing Isaiah, Safe Men, Home for the Holidays, Le Mans, NYAD, Stoker, Stuart Little, Suicide Squad, Interstellar, Joker, Snowpiercer, Tenet, Forrest Gump, Me Before You, The Fly, Old Boy, Parasite, As Above, So Below