Why did the armadillo cross the road? Why? It didn't. Look, see?
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Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.:
Why did the armadillo cross the road?
Harry Sawyer:
Why?
Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.:
[Holds up dead armadillo]
It didn't. Look, see?
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Don't worry about the alarm I'll cut the alarm If it's on a reset switch
Clip duration: 5 seconds
Views: 112
Timestamp in movie: 01h 07m 11s
Uploaded: 05 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime, romance
Summary: 3 prisoners escape. 2 end up in Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple expected there to help with the small girls beauty pageant. As the 2 are paid $1000, they decide to stay until the heat is gone.
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00:11 Hey Maybe we're tailors
00:16 So we're gay
00:09 You really scared me Last man in that safe
00:22 Yeah I guess like
00:10 That bad huh I guess I should be flattered by your stalking
00:07 Well that's what life's for isn't it
00:04 Hey The light is green
00:05 Hey Jesus on a cracker
00:09 Don't make me come after you They'll shoot me
00:05 Well I'll be dipped
00:08 Great oogly moogly What is goin' on now
00:06 That is one big dicked cop
00:18 Sheriff Dent
00:33 Now we have three count my fingers three runnin'
00:05 Somebody stole our crappy camper
00:06 What are you doing Trying to save you
00:09 And uh give me the meanest steak you got Rare and I mean...
00:11 You come anywhere near these girls again I won't say...
00:19 If you ever leave me with a kid again
00:35 And the rain you send 'em