You don't think I know what you're doin', do you? Goin' to the banker lady's house for...
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Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.:
You don't think I know what you're doin', do you? Goin' to the banker lady's house for popcorn and pillow talk. Goin' huntin'. What did you do tonight? Did you go someplace nice for dinner? Did you have a few drinks? Hmm? You don't think I'd like to get out some night or have a nice meal? Spend one night not thinkin' about the girls? You know what I did tonight? I'll tell you what I did. I spent it right here
[slaps sewing machine]
Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.:
tryin' to figure out if slip-stitchin' or bastin' is the best way to put on a sparkly heart. Because you know what? I don't know how.
[gasps]
Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.:
The pageant judges are gonna be here tomorrow. Madison's not gotten all the way through her song. The numbers are all over the place. Nobody can keep the beat. And I'm scared to death that Jensy is gonna drop her
[fire]
Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.:
baton and fry like a Buddhist monk!
Transcript
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You don't think I know what you're doin' do you What
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Goin' to the banker lady's house for popcorn and pillow talk
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Goin' huntin' What did you do tonight Did you go some place nice for dinner
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Did you have a few drinks
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You don't think I'd like to get out some night or have a nice meal
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Spend one night not thinkin' about the girls
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You know what I did tonight I'll tell you what I did
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I spent it right here
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tryin' to figure out if
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slip stitchin' or bastin' is the best way to put on a sparkly heart
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Because you know what I don't know how
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Judges are gonna be here tomorrow
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Madison's not gotten all the way through her song
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The numbers are all over the place Nobody can keep the beat
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And I'm scared to death that Jency is gonna drop her baton
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and fry like one of them Buddhist monks
Clip duration: 58 seconds
Views: 117
Timestamp in movie: 00h 50m 32s
Uploaded: 05 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime, romance
Summary: 3 prisoners escape. 2 end up in Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple expected there to help with the small girls beauty pageant. As the 2 are paid $1000, they decide to stay until the heat is gone.
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00:05 Hey Why did the armadillo cross the road
00:11 Hey Maybe we're tailors
00:16 So we're gay
00:09 You really scared me Last man in that safe
00:22 Yeah I guess like
00:10 That bad huh I guess I should be flattered by your stalking
00:07 Well that's what life's for isn't it
00:04 Hey The light is green
00:05 Hey Jesus on a cracker
00:09 Don't make me come after you They'll shoot me
00:05 Well I'll be dipped
00:08 Great oogly moogly What is goin' on now
00:06 That is one big dicked cop
00:18 Sheriff Dent
00:33 Now we have three count my fingers three runnin'
00:05 Somebody stole our crappy camper
00:06 What are you doing Trying to save you
00:09 And uh give me the meanest steak you got Rare and I mean...
00:11 You come anywhere near these girls again I won't say...
00:19 If you ever leave me with a kid again