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"Hardbodies" quotes

Hardbodies poster
Frumpy singles Hunter, Rounder and Ashby rent a beach house to take advantage of the surf, sun and scores of available women. Not having what it takes, the men hire a sexy young surfer, Scotty, to help them meet girls.

Director: Mark Griffiths
Writer: Steve Greene, Eric Alter, Mark Griffiths
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1984
MetaScore: 1/100
ImdbRating: 4.9
BoxOffice: $7,121,719
Released: 04 May 1984
Awards: N/A

43 video clips

AshbyScotty PalmerHunterRounderKristiRoccoCandyHair StylistYoung GeekRagKimberlyMichelleDedeFarnseyLanaVixen - Lead Vocals
She was a young thing - Hardbodies 00:49 She was a young thing I didn't pick them up I dialogued them - Hardbodies 00:15 I didn't pick them up I dialogued them Are you guys fags - Hardbodies 00:22 Are you guys fags Yeah well I've seen more than one old bull blow out his balls - Hardbodies 00:07 Yeah well I've seen more than one old bull blow out his... Well dip my skinny - Hardbodies 00:05 Well dip my skinny Party party party party - Hardbodies 00:05 Party party party party Whatever turns you on - Hardbodies 00:07 Whatever turns you on 15 I have underwear 15 years old - Hardbodies 00:06 15 I have underwear 15 years old Tit for tat My tits for whose tat - Hardbodies 00:06 Tit for tat My tits for whose tat Listen kiddo I always treat - Hardbodies 00:09 Listen kiddo I always treat I spill no wine before it's time - Hardbodies 00:07 I spill no wine before it's time You don't know what it's like when people call you names like - Hardbodies 00:14 You don't know what it's like when people call you... Rounder you get an A for enthusiasm but an F for technique - Hardbodies 00:09 Rounder you get an A for enthusiasm but an F for technique Hey son I'd as soon have an inch cut off my dick - Hardbodies 00:09 Hey son I'd as soon have an inch cut off my dick Suck shit - Hardbodies 00:04 Suck shit Wait a minute buddy Huh - Hardbodies 00:04 Wait a minute buddy Huh Brewski No thanks - Hardbodies 00:08 Brewski No thanks Michelle what do you do - Hardbodies 00:08 Michelle what do you do Why Ashby darling you want romance Read a novel - Hardbodies 00:12 Why Ashby darling you want romance Read a novel Party time Ba ba - Hardbodies 00:04 Party time Ba ba No he's got a case of blue balls you know love nuts - Hardbodies 00:04 No he's got a case of blue balls you know love nuts God Rounder it's so big and scary - Hardbodies 00:09 God Rounder it's so big and scary An hour There's gonna be nothing left of us - Hardbodies 00:07 An hour There's gonna be nothing left of us My friends call me Farnsey my enemies call me collect - Hardbodies 00:06 My friends call me Farnsey my enemies call me collect I can never get one of these things undone - Hardbodies 00:04 I can never get one of these things undone You know that thing is like a magnet - Hardbodies 00:12 You know that thing is like a magnet You know what I think it's time I took you guys to the ultimate place - Hardbodies 00:15 You know what I think it's time I took you guys to the... They might be old ugly and horny but actually they're very nice guys - Hardbodies 00:09 They might be old ugly and horny but actually they're... Southern Comfort Is that your handle - Hardbodies 00:09 Southern Comfort Is that your handle The best is yet to come - Hardbodies 00:12 The best is yet to come He's got the body - Hardbodies 00:25 He's got the body Stick around baby Surprise is my middle name - Hardbodies 00:05 Stick around baby Surprise is my middle name Fertilizer's my game - Hardbodies 00:16 Fertilizer's my game Robert E Lee - Hardbodies 00:11 Robert E Lee Listen guys are sick of wimpy broads - Hardbodies 00:11 Listen guys are sick of wimpy broads Why do guys like boobs - Hardbodies 00:12 Why do guys like boobs Oh Hunter give me your - Hardbodies 00:14 Oh Hunter give me your No Keep your hands off of me What the hell is the matter with you - Hardbodies 00:19 No Keep your hands off of me What the hell is the matter... Can anyone think of something good - Hardbodies 00:07 Can anyone think of something good Oh man Can I tell him the rest of the news - Hardbodies 00:11 Oh man Can I tell him the rest of the news Un fucking believable - Hardbodies 00:14 Un fucking believable Do yourself a favor - Hardbodies 00:09 Do yourself a favor I don't believe you - Hardbodies 00:07 I don't believe you

Cast

Scotty - Grant Cramer
Kristi - Teal Roberts
Hunter - Gary Wood
Rounder - Michael Rapport
Ashby - Sorrells Pickard
All Cast